Young Bard he/him Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 (edited) They make a big noise, but they don't really achieve very much. Trying to come up with one of these things is like meeting with the principal. Edited February 15, 2016 by The Young Bard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar she/her Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 i would prefer not to do either... 17th Shard is like a car-crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 A lot of people involved, "united" by a common cause. A keyboard is like a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightshade the Cunning Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 You feel lethargic when you use them Time is like a duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr she/her Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Wibbly-wobbly, but appears to be going forward. Fantasy novels are like B movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 They are funnier when they are weirder. Brandon Sanderson is like a proceduraly generated maze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 You think you know what's coming next, and you're usually correct, because there's nothing more to it. (I'm still bitter about the whole Oathbringer thing, so if I seem like I hate Sanderson... it'll pass.) Brandon Sanderson is like a downvote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecohansen Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Both are immediately noticed by everyone on this site. Picking two random words from the book I'm reading at the moment: Electromagnetism is like a cathedral. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar she/her Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 I don't know much about either. My new Calamity book that just came in the mail is like a chocolate cake with cream inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 I don't know much about either. My new Calamity book that just came in the mail is like a chocolate cake with cream inside Overly sweet, and sloppy, Glass is like a ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter he/him Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 smooth and sometimes very hard to see...and they will totally cut you! rosharian lifeforms are like all you can eat shrip at red lobster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 You just can't get enough of that crunchiness (Looking at you Nan Balat) Life is like an Iceberg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephOfHathsin he/him Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 You don't want to believe it might be melting away. Money is like bragging, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr she/her Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 The more obvious it is, the more annoying it becomes for everyone around. Words are like tigers. Kudos to whoever gets the reference without Google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecohansen Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Too easy. We all know that absolutely everyone on the Shard has memorized the works of the nineteenth-century hymnodist and dramatist Arthur Lewis Tubbs, who wrote "Word are like tigers' paws, soft and covered when you will, but eager and ready to scratch!" The Shattered Plains are like a Chinese chef trying to make a dinner from milk and cheese. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondesu he/him Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 The Shattered Plains are like a Chinese chef trying to make a dinner from milk and cheese. It's unpalatable and unattractive from any angle. This thread is like a chull slave caravan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkinghornbd he/him Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 The people in it have no idea where it is going My laptop is like a lead weight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 It's unpalatable and unattractive from any angle. This thread is like a chull slave caravan. Hey now, from a bird's eye view the Shattered Plains look great. Beautiful symmetry except at the Oathgate . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLerasNosed he/him Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 The people in it have no idea where it is going My laptop is like a lead weight. Both would be very dangerous to have on you during a fight with a coinshot A cookie (an actual cookie, not a spiked one that occasionally gets handed out around here) is like a mosh pit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Both have to do with mashing and squeezing? (I really just wanted to bring this back up. Also, nobody really knows what a mosh pit is.) Let's try this AGAIN: Car'a'carn is like a plague. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 He's everywhere. Hoid is like a hemalurgic cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr she/her Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 (edited) Appears in innocuous situations and makes them... much less so. 17th Shard (the forum) is like United Isles from Rithmatist. Edited February 28, 2016 by Rasarr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Separated by physical distance, but united by a love of all things Brandon. Mornings are like porcupines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 they cause pain. I am a taco... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 People like you no matter if your soft or hard You don't want to believe it might be melting away.Money is like bragging, I was thinking, Life is like an iceberg. One day, it split off from it's friends and drifted away in the sea of sorrow. And yet, there is more to it than what you see. Triangulation is like a giant catapult shooting giant grapes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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