Plaeggs he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 We only ever see one small part of it. Nickelback is like Screen Snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLerasNosed he/him Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 You don't know why you started playing it, and you can't seem to be able to stop A golf ball is like a someone singing off key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 from far aways you barely notice it...but when it hits your ear it's awful... a new cosmere novel is like your x-mas bonus check... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephOfHathsin he/him Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Plentiful, but your left feeling like you deserve more. Fantasy is a lot like the Lottery.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork he/him Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 You may want it to work in your favor, but it probably won't. Death is like a tree... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 it attracts certain bugs. my house is like a pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 It started to smell unpleasant about a week after you purchased it. Gardens are like marbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted February 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 someone screams when you step on one. A brass knuckle is like a hundred chasmfiends, marching in unison, singing an ode to my glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) Singularly unpleasant to experience. A Shard is like a chicken. Edited February 5, 2016 by Vander Honorsworn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindel he/him Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) If you slice it up and leave it, weird things are bound to happen. And if it loses its head, it'll keep running around like a maniac for who knows how long. Kelsier is like a flat tire. Edited February 5, 2016 by Lindel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar she/her Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 both are dead? David's metaphors are like Alcatraz books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted February 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 neither make sense but you cant help but love them. a banana is like a steelheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar she/her Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 They are both mysterious with magical powers... Doing math is like having your favorite character as Sadeas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter he/him Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Both require you to show your work for justification... investiture is like duct tape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted February 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 useful for just about anything. a mistorn llama is like a serpantine banana crocodile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar she/her Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Both are pretty terrifying if you see them. Dog people are like cat people in one way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter he/him Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 They're both people? They both have pets? sorry... An attractive female kandra is like a taco from a food truck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 You don't know where it's been and it has pieces of metal in it. Bands of Mourning spoilers are like chicken pox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar she/her Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Not very fun to recieve... (Btw, it my last one was: they both believe there is nothing weirder than bird people) 17th sharders are like all the books in your house (and your parent's house) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter he/him Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 (edited) You don't know where it's been and it has pieces of metal in it. Bands of Mourning spoilers are like chicken pox. Once someone's given it to you, you've got it forever... Brandon Sanderson is like your mother... Not very fun to recieve... (Btw, it my last one was: they both believe there is nothing weirder than bird people) 17th sharders are like all the books in your house (and your parent's house) sorry again...Hoid and I have something in common...how about this...both were born on the island of Dr. Moreau? Edited February 6, 2016 by hoidhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar she/her Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Once someone's given it to you, you've got it forever... Brandon Sanderson is like your mother... sorry again...Hoid and I have something in common...how about this...both were born on the island of Dr. Moreau? Brandon sanderson is like my mother....I have no clue, someone else should answer this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 They both create masterpieces in a day that I consume in less time than they were made. A snake is like an Aon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter he/him Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 (edited) Neither one has feet (just kidding) uuuuummmmm..... They're all over the place but you hardly ever notice them unless you're looking? The pure lake is New Jersey... Edited February 6, 2016 by hoidhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Nobody is entirely sure how they got there, and you won't find hoid in either of them. Lifeless mammoths are like rusty spoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr she/her Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Using them makes everyone around thoroughly uncomfortable and wishing you bought a new one. Skybreakers are like cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts