Wayne Trades!

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

Have a hand-crank pencil.

I have the spirits of the seeds of a rotted fruit from the highest mountaintop in Africa that's shorter than the shortest elephant but still brushes the clouds.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

have a glass jar. the inside is lined w/ ash for some reason... 

 

I have a half-dragon half-plant thing. 

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

Have a Poke ball.

 I have a pretty seashell.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

Oh, thanks. I really needed something to throw at @The Sibling. Take some of Wax's rum in return.

I trade my water bottle's left sock.

[NameIess]

Thanks. Here's my water bottle that's been dropped so many times that it has a sharp piece of metal sticking out of it.

I have a hemalurgic spike charged with the ability to drop things.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s some sick beats.

I have a manilla folder.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Great, here's a collection of earwax

I 've got a blank job application to Chuck E. Cheese

[Wittles he/him]

I'll take that and raise you a sealed and unopened jar of an unspecified type of fungal spores

I have half a pair of galoshes 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Here, have the other half of that pair.

I've got 99 problems.

[strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game)]

Here have 150 problems

I have a nose

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a dark lord not worth mentioning.

I have a desperate desire for a nap.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a rusty nail.

I have 21 pilots.

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

Have some faulty airplane parts. (umm)

I have the glass from a shattered cup.

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

Here, take a glass-blowing kit!

I have a bucket of 13 different card games

Spoiler

Uno

Monopoly Deal

Exploding Kittens

Cover Your Assets

Skull King

Dead Man’s Draw

Phase 10

Rummy

Solitaire (a deck of cards for each rummy and solitaire)

Throw Throw Burrito

Unstable Unicorns

Poetry for Neanderthals

9 Magic the Gathering Decks

 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Here's a bag with 13 different board games (different being a relative term)

Spoiler

Monopoly

Monopoly Star Wars edition

Monopoly Empire

Monopoly Cheaters edition

Monopoly Longest Game Ever 

Monopoly Speed

Sorry

Life

Clue

Ticket To Ride

Trouble

Risk

Candy Land

I've got an outdated model of the atom

Edited April 23 by Pineap-spider

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

Take a crayon drawing of a lewis fot structure for Uranium

I have a cathode ray tube

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

Here's some gold foil.

I have an electron orbital chart.

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

Thank you! Have a Periodic Table

Take a school ceiling tile with the letter “I”, the atomic number to Iodine, and a picture of a bottle of Iodine on it

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a bottle of unlabeled, possible illegal chemicals.

I have a particle collider.

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

Have some radioactive waste.

I have two more barrels of radioactive waste. 

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

I’ll give you 200 pounds of modified Sour patch kids
(Modified to be extra sour)

I have 3 pints of Ben and Jerry’s Half-Baked Ice cream (I wish )

[strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game)]

here have a testing slip

I have a shoe(only one)

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Here's all the socks you lost in the dryer

I've got a fake bob Ross painting

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a spinoff of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.

I have a crisis.

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

Have a harmonica.

I hav a kyboard with th '' ky missing.