TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 49 minutes ago, WarriorMark16 said: Hello from Europe!!! 4 minutes ago, bleeder said: Hello to Europe!!! WHY ARE YOU SAYING HELLO TO EUROPE AN ENTIRE CONTINENT IS SPEAKING AT ONCE A LANDMASS, NOT THE PEOPLE UPON IT THE LANDMASS WE KNOW AS EUROPE IS GREETING US BOTH ONLINE AND WITH ITS BOOMING CONTINENTAL VOICE THIS IS OCCASION TO RE-EVALUATE EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT THE UNIVERSE NOT EXCHANGE PETTY HUMAN GREETINGS 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 Just now, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: WHY ARE YOU SAYING HELLO TO EUROPE AN ENTIRE CONTINENT IS SPEAKING AT ONCE A LANDMASS, NOT THE PEOPLE UPON IT THE LANDMASS WE KNOW AS EUROPE IS GREETING US BOTH ONLINE AND WITH ITS BOOMING CONTINENTAL VOICE THIS IS OCCASION TO RE-EVALUATE EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT THE UNIVERSE NOT EXCHANGE PETTY HUMAN GREETINGS And now for the weather. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 Just now, bleeder said: And now for the weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: That's odd. Something must have blocked the radio weather signal and replaced it with something else, of unknown origin. In other news, the City Council has declared the problem with the feral dogs resolved, as the feral dogs turned out to be just plastic bags. Tomorrow is a new day, full of new things and new horrors. And now, I must leave you. But remember, even in the vast unforgiving desert, there is someone who loves you out there, somewhere. Good night, Night Vale. Good night. Edited September 25, 2016 by bleeder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy he/him Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 Well, I've done it. My life goal. "Episode 1 of Assassin in Burgundy's attempts at face swapping with creepy moon emojis." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 Please never even think about maybe considering doing that again. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, Zathoth said: Please never even think about maybe considering doing that again. Please. No more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy he/him Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 Ok, fine. I was thinking about posting a face swap with a monkey emoji, but I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 4 hours ago, bleeder said: I couldn't do anything upbeat to "The World Was Wide Enough." I'd be too busy crying. Basically anything after "It's Quiet Uptown" makes me teary I was having such a good day, and now you've gone and gotten "Quiet Uptown" stuck in my head. I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 (edited) Whole Foods is an stressful, intimidating, and overall unpleasant experience. Spoiler You walk in, and hear the lightly playing classical music. You immediately feel inadequate, and the staff looks at you, surely thinking "How dare you enter our fine establishment with your ripped jeans and your obscure band t shirt and your unruly hair?" Then, after nearly fainting from seeing the price on a canister of loose-leaf tea ($11), you go to the chocolate section to attempt to find a relatively cheap bar or dark chocolate, and you find one for $3.50. "Okay," you think to yourself as you walk to checkout. "That wasn't so bad, now was-" you are interrupted by a hazelnut chocolate bar that catches your eye. "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE," the tag under the bars boasts. You then stand in the checkout aisle for a full ten minutes, debating. You sigh with resignation, and proceed to check out your two fine hazelnut chocolate bars, which you never intended to purchase in the first place. You exit the frosted sliding doors, the softly tinkling music stops, and you feel as though you no longer need to own a fixed-gear bicycle and live in a ridiculously avant-garde studio apartment. You are at peace. Edited September 25, 2016 by bleeder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 (edited) Steven Universe: I'd just watch an episode or two. It's a show for kids, even when bad things are happening at the end or in few episodes things well work out and everything's gonna be al- WHAT THE - FEEELS. That was... that was heavy. And unexpected. Aren't shows for kid supposed to be happy? I thought you can't just drop those kinds of things on kids. (It was Mindful Education) Edited September 25, 2016 by Oversleep 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 6 hours ago, bleeder said: I couldn't do anything upbeat to "The World Was Wide Enough." I'd be too busy crying. Basically anything after "It's Quiet Uptown" makes me teary The Election of 1800 makes you cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Just now, The Honor Spren said: The Election of 1800 makes you cry? Well, no. Everything after and including "It's Quiet Uptown," aside from "Election of 1800" and possibly "Your Obedient Servant" makes me teary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Mistrunner said: I was having such a good day, and now you've gone and gotten "Quiet Uptown" stuck in my head. I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy now. I hope you're happy how you've hurt your cause forever. I hope you think you're clever. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 2 hours ago, bleeder said: In other news, the City Council has declared the problem with the feral dogs resolved, as the feral dogs turned out to be just plastic bags. Funny story: I was on a birdwatching trip with my mom this spring, and we'd been seeing egrets all over the place in watery ditches next to the road. We stopped at a little fast-food place surrounded by wet fields and I saw a white thing in the distance that at first I thought was another egret. Then I got out my binoculars and took a closer look and decided it was just a plastic bag. My mom, seeing that I was looking through the binocs, asked what I'd spotted, so I said, "Just a plastic bag," and pointed. Then she got her binocs and looked at it, and it turned out to actually be an egret after all. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 33 minutes ago, Delightful said: I hope you're happy how you've hurt your cause forever. I hope you think you're clever. I was hoping someone would catch the reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, Mistrunner said: I was hoping someone would catch the reference. I got the reference. I grew up on Wicked and early Maroon 5 (their first album is their only good one). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 42 minutes ago, Mistrunner said: I was hoping someone would catch the reference. Though I can't imagine how I hope you're happy right now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 I would like some sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said: I would like some sugar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Just now, Oversleep said: sugarYes, please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 38 minutes ago, Oversleep said: WHYYY am I out of upvotes? Where did they all gooooo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 (edited) I'm having trouble sleeping, which of course means I'm attempting to figure out what the founding fathers of the United States would've played in band. (Washington would've been a trombone and a drum major. He might not be the greatest trombone, but darn if he's not the best drum major the band has ever had.) Edited September 25, 2016 by Mistrunner 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Oookaayyyy everybodayyy, come in, come all, to see the spectacle. Bleeder sleeping in a chasm. @bleeder, @Delightful Explanations Spoiler Over in the bad day thread, I "sang" Bleeder, a Veden lullaby. I then randomly asked for some artistic inspiration on what to draw. The delightful comes along and gives, as usual, the best advice. "draw bleeder sleeping in a chasm" and so I did. Here we have bleeder sleeping, strange eyes watch him as he lies a slumber, his faithful axe hound curled up beside him. here we have bleeder, dreaming great dreams, of a time in the future, where he would be able to grow a beard magnificent enough to attract Syl the beardspren. Oh no! A high storm approaches, and a stupid chasmfiend has forgotten to go into it's chrysalis. But bleeder need not worry, for darkness watches over him. I'll admit, i rushed it, because delightful' great advice, put me into the mood to do some more art. Spoiler A random Mega Hydreigon idea A watercolour Venom/Antivenom piece (I put a tad too much water) A Mister Negative piece Hard to see because u can only see it when light reflects on it. Otherwise it would appear all black. Land a random study of the wyvern XD 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 6 hours ago, Delightful said: Though I can't imagine how I hope you're happy right now. I hope you're happy in the end I hope you're happy...my frieeeeeeeeeeeeend Great, now I have that in my head (I immediately started thought-singing when I saw this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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