StrikerEZ he/him Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 @bleeder Happy Birthday dude! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted January 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 hour ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: Happy birthday, @bleeder! I asked Bruce what we should do in honor of this day. Hide contents His answer was….mildly self-serving. *dies of cuteness* I love you guys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 Felix natalis, @bleeder! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 2 hours ago, bleeder said: I am very hype. Also, I'm fifteen today! So that's fun. ...you're fifteen? While you await your inevitable destruction, enjoy your birthday! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 37 minutes ago, Quiver said: ...you're fifteen? While you await your inevitable destruction, enjoy your birthday! How old be you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedal he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, bleeder said: I am very hype. Also, I'm fifteen today! So that's fun. Ha! The youth. A large gap separates us, bleeder. One month is a veritable ocean of time. Happiest of birthdays. Also, I got back from my trip to Philly, where I represented my school in the ILMUNC. If anyone else went, gimme a shoutout! Edited January 30, 2017 by Jedal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted January 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 Also, in other news, my sister got me tickets to "All Hail" in Knoxville! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, bleeder said: Also, in other news, my sister got me tickets to "All Hail" in Knoxville! Spoiler Happy for you, though. That's an awesome birthday present. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 Happy late-ish birthday, bleeder! May your next year be filled with pugs and fancy guitars. In other news, I think I've figured out why I don't wear makeup! You know how people have those enormous eyeshadow palettes with the twelve thousand colors? They always seem to use only the boring, skin tone colors. That makes me so sad. If I had one I would end up with bright green eyelids and blue stripes on my face for no discernible reason. ...again, probably why I shouldn't be trusted with the stuff. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mistrunner said: Happy late-ish birthday, bleeder! May your next year be filled with pugs and fancy guitars. In other news, I think I've figured out why I don't wear makeup! You know how people have those enormous eyeshadow palettes with the twelve thousand colors? They always seem to use only the boring, skin tone colors. That makes me so sad. If I had one I would end up with bright green eyelids and blue stripes on my face for no discernible reason. ...again, probably why I shouldn't be trusted with the stuff. ... Now I really want to see you makeup your face like a Na'Vi and spend a day out in public like that. XD 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Sunbird said: ... Now I really want to see you makeup your face like a Na'Vi and spend a day out in public like that. XD Don't encourage me, Sunbird! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 I thought you were older than me @bleeder. Ha! I am 4 months your senior. Bow before me (also, happy birthday) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 Happy Birthday bleeder!!! 3 hours ago, Mistrunner said: Happy late-ish birthday, bleeder! May your next year be filled with pugs and fancy guitars. In other news, I think I've figured out why I don't wear makeup! You know how people have those enormous eyeshadow palettes with the twelve thousand colors? They always seem to use only the boring, skin tone colors. That makes me so sad. If I had one I would end up with bright green eyelids and blue stripes on my face for no discernible reason. ...again, probably why I shouldn't be trusted with the stuff. I've never don't random face streaks but I've definitely used the blue and pink eyeshadow. It's fun! I just try match it to what I'm wearing so it's not insanely overboard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 5 hours ago, Mistrunner said: Happy late-ish birthday, bleeder! May your next year be filled with pugs and fancy guitars. In other news, I think I've figured out why I don't wear makeup! You know how people have those enormous eyeshadow palettes with the twelve thousand colors? They always seem to use only the boring, skin tone colors. That makes me so sad. If I had one I would end up with bright green eyelids and blue stripes on my face for no discernible reason. ...again, probably why I shouldn't be trusted with the stuff. Did I ever tell you about when I was 12 and wore purple eyeshadow on a daily basis? Those were dark days. @bleeder I'm totally late, but: Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 12 hours ago, bleeder said: Also, in other news, my sister got me tickets to "All Hail" in Knoxville! All Hail The Glow Cloud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 My train of thought a minute ago: Wayne Manor —> Malfoy Manor —> Personal loss —> criminals roaming free —> Bruce Wayne clutching the mantelpiece wrestling with his own cowardice —> Draco Malfoy doing the same thing —> An AU fic where, instead of fading into the background like a good defeated bully, Draco uses the family money to help the Aurors take down the rest of Voldemort's forces as a costumed vigilante. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLord_Lith he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 All hail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 13 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: My train of thought a minute ago: Wayne Manor —> Malfoy Manor —> Personal loss —> criminals roaming free —> Bruce Wayne clutching the mantelpiece wrestling with his own cowardice —> Draco Malfoy doing the same thing —> An AU fic where, instead of fading into the background like a good defeated bully, Draco uses the family money to help the Aurors take down the rest of Voldemort's forces as a costumed vigilante. Except there are no bats around Malfoy Manor for him to be traumatized by as a young child, so there's not really an animal he could be particularly frightened of- Wait. ... Hippogriff Man. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kobold King said: Except there are no bats around Malfoy Manor for him to be traumatized by as a young child, so there's not really an animal he could be particularly frightened of- Wait. ... Hippogriff Man. I have tried four times already to find any potential iteration of that costume that isn't at least 95% ridiculous. I have concluded that it is impossible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: I have tried four times already to find any potential iteration of that costume that isn't at least 95% ridiculous. I have concluded that it is impossible. Do you think Batman gave up after just four tries? Do you think the Green Lantern came up with his iconic suit the first try without having to scrap his original idea of actually wearing a giant painted lantern? It just takes more effort! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: I have tried four times already to find any potential iteration of that costume that isn't at least 95% ridiculous. I have concluded that it is impossible. All superhero costumes are at least 97% ridiculous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLord_Lith he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 Sorry for being late, but my brain finally let me finish this. Happy birthday @bleeder! Spoiler As old years pass, The New Years cry, The pain of awakening, To youth so spry, Let us remember, The past and the thought, The glory you've helped make, The greatness you've wrought, With power and authority, You've helped to keep us sane, And sanity in being, Helped us all to now proclaim, Our joy and gratitude, Sent to you via platitude, Our thanks and appreciation, Is honest in its creation, Let strength uphold thee, Intelligence provide for ye, Let loyalty remain beside thee, And stay true to the end, And may your wisdom learn and grow, Forever without end, May peace be what you will find, Let cleverness defend, And always let us too be kind, To you, One fantastic friend, In closing to this state of truth, To end this solemn prayer, We thank you for just being you, And we all thank heaven for your ken; Let us now rejoice and sing, Let us now to praise, Our fondest favorite memory, Of him whose birth it is. We all would like to say, Happiest day and a wish, Be it granted ye. @bleeder 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 28 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: My train of thought a minute ago: Wayne Manor —> Malfoy Manor —> Personal loss —> criminals roaming free —> Bruce Wayne clutching the mantelpiece wrestling with his own cowardice —> Draco Malfoy doing the same thing —> An AU fic where, instead of fading into the background like a good defeated bully, Draco uses the family money to help the Aurors take down the rest of Voldemort's forces as a costumed vigilante. So I'm a bit late to congratulating @bleeder and think I should instead make up for it by dedicating your idea to him and give Draco the superhero name of Pure Bleeder. 1 minute ago, Shqueeves said: All superhero costumes are at least 97% ridiculous But at least some of them are also practical. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Edgedancer said: So I'm a bit late to congratulating @bleeder and think I should instead make up for it by dedicating your idea to him and give Draco the superhero name of Pure Bleeder. But at least some of them are also practical. That's much more workable than a concept that best lends itself to a beak mask and parachute pants made out of faux fur. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 minute ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: That's much more workable than a concept that best lends itself to a beak mask and parachute pants made out of faux fur. Just leave it to the puns to guide us in the correct direction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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