A_star_to_sail_her_by Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Hello! I'm brand(on sanderson :P) new. Teach me your ways 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy he/him Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Hello! Welcome to the forums! What books have you read by Brandon so far? Which are your favorites? You may be offered cookies during your time here. If you are, run. I hope you enjoy your stay! It's always great to see an new face 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, A_star_to_sail_her_by said: Hello! I'm brand(on sanderson :P) new. Teach me your ways Eat no cookies. Welcome to the Shard! I'm bleeder, or Cam. You seem very... contemplative. Let's be friends. If you need anything, don't hesitate to let me know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves he/him Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 25 minutes ago, A_star_to_sail_her_by said: Hello! I'm brand(on sanderson :P) new. Teach me your ways Welcome! Have an upvote. Avoid the cookies, they tend to Ruin appetites. If you ever need anything, feel free to ask. Have a nice day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmoody he/him Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Hey, I'm new too! Everybody seems nice here. Especially Secrets! He gave me a cookie and now I can smell all my favorite songs! Although now I occasionally black out, and my fillings have started spreading throughout the rest of my mouth... anyway, enjoy your time here! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 1 hour ago, A_star_to_sail_her_by said: Hello! I'm brand(on sanderson :P) new. Teach me your ways I will teach you the ways of the Shard, young Padawan. Step One: realize that all of us here are weird, Awkward (with a capital A), and generally strange. Step the Second: Theorize Step: 3: the awakening: please avoid s p a m m i n g as we dislike that. Step the fourth wall break: *Stares at audience, silently* You get a cookie! For @bleeder, spoilered because post is long enough already Spoiler Just noticed your signature and rank thingy, since when have you had dealings Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, its been eight years since I last sang that name! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Secrets said: I will teach you the ways of the Shard, young Padawan. Step One: realize that all of us here are weird, Awkward (with a capital A), and generally strange. Step the Second: Theorize Step: 3: the awakening: please avoid s p a m m i n g as we dislike that. Step the fourth wall break: *Stares at audience, silently* You get a cookie! For @bleeder, spoilered because post is long enough already Hide contents Just noticed your signature and rank thingy, since when have you had dealings Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, its been eight years since I last sang that name! I change sig and rank weekly. Just keepin' it fresh. Hey, @A_star_to_sail_her_by, don't eat the cookie. It'll Ruin your life. Edited January 13, 2017 by bleeder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJester Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 So you wish to learn our ways do you? Fine. The first thing you must do is partake of the cookie offered to you by Secrets. Don't worry. It won't Ruin your appetite for knowledge... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightRadiant she/her Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Ah, so it has come to this. A cookie-war of welcome-ness. May the best cookier win with Honor.@A_star_to_sail_her_by, don't eat the cookie. It's more Preserving that way. And also welcome!! If you're confused by the whole cookie thing, don't worry. I was too, and I wasn't even offered one. Have a cookie-free upvote! If you have questions, feel free to give me a shout! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exalted Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Don't eat the cookie! Also, welcome to the Shard. Hope to see you around! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Welcome as well! Started off with a pun, did you? You'll fit in well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Budgie she/her Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Hey, nice to meet you and welcome to the shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 @bleeder Is that Shallan's horneater name? Also I said to @A_star_to_sail_her_by "Oh look you have 11 replies I bet some of those at least are "have a cookie" "don't take a cookie". I wasn't expecting an all out war 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Just now, Deliiiiiightful said: @bleeder Is that Shallan's horneater name? State fish of Hawai'i, actually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, bleeder said: State fish of Hawai'i, actually. That is truly impressive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manukos he/him Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 hmmm... seems like i am kinda late to the party , the cookie spike gig has been ruined .....what else?.... oh what is your favorite sanderson book welcome i guess , what i do to keep my accont fresh is that i change my avatar icon every month or so , BUT i always have it be Bill Cipher , because duh , he is the best 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_star_to_sail_her_by Posted January 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 On 13 January 2017 at 4:38 PM, Bugsy6912 said: Hello! Welcome to the forums! What books have you read by Brandon so far? Which are your favorites? You may be offered cookies during your time here. If you are, run. I hope you enjoy your stay! It's always great to see an new face I've read The Stormlight Archive and the first Alcatraz book. I listened to the podcast too. Kinda a casual fan but as a writer myself I look up to him. On 13 January 2017 at 4:53 PM, bleeder said: Eat no cookies. Welcome to the Shard! I'm bleeder, or Cam. You seem very... contemplative. Let's be friends. If you need anything, don't hesitate to let me know! Yes! I love friends! And I know all about the cookies from an inside source On 13 January 2017 at 6:55 PM, bleeder said: I change sig and rank weekly. Just keepin' it fresh. Hey, @A_star_to_sail_her_by, don't eat the cookie. It'll Ruin your life. Hmmm, now that you're telling me NOT to eat the cookie it sounds interesting On 13 January 2017 at 6:59 PM, DarkJester said: So you wish to learn our ways do you? Fine. The first thing you must do is partake of the cookie offered to you by Secrets. Don't worry. It won't Ruin your appetite for knowledge... Okay, changed my mind again. DEATH TO COOKIES! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_star_to_sail_her_by Posted January 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Wow! I just logged on, put a song lyric for a title, quickly put a spontaneous pun, and told y'all to teach me your ways (I don't usually say y'all) and I got on today and I has 11 replies and I'm upvoted to spearman! "I think I'm gonna like it here!" (from Annie) Thank you @Deliiiiiightful for getting me on to the 17th shard, even though you're physically right next to me and thank you all (notice that I didn't say y'all) for being so accepting, warning me about the cookies, offering me cookies, and just being my brand of weird! Now I don't think high school will be as hellish when you're around . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightRadiant she/her Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 1 minute ago, A_star_to_sail_her_by said: Now I don't think high school will be as hellish when you're around . Amen. High school's not so bad when you have the Shard. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 7 hours ago, KnightRadiant said: Amen. High school's not so bad when you have the Shard. Perhaps, but for me its rather annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightRadiant she/her Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 Just now, Secrets said: Perhaps, but for me its rather annoying. The Shard or high school? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 On 1/14/2017 at 7:06 PM, KnightRadiant said: The Shard or high school? High School. The Shard is obviously weird, strange, and many other things. If there's one thing that it is not however, that would be annoying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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