Psymon he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) I thought this thread was supposed to be where we can post bad puns, but I've posted a couple that have apparently been sooo bad as to garner some down votes, it seems that I'm stuck between a Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor and a hard place when wanting to post here. ;-) Edit: spelling. Edited May 7, 2014 by Psymon 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Hehehe, someone finally filled the Hoid of puns that's been around in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 what's he holding in that art anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 what's he holding in that art anyway? His Shardpen, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 And Shardmanuscript? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Looks like a black gun-contraption-blade-thingamabob. (WoR) his sprenpen in the middle of transforming perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 (Sigh) This thread will never Burn or Flare out, will it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm afraid not, it's going to Drag on forever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 I agree, Compound this and the "You know your a Sanderfan when..." and we'll never run out of groans- I mean laughs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 I agree, Compound this and the "You know your a Sanderfan when..." and we'll never run out of groans- I mean laughs. I would say compounding them increases our laughs tenfold. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine he/him Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 I agree. These pages are a Riot! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 There are few things less Soothing than bad puns. Still I'm glad we're Preserving this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 (edited) There are few things less Soothing than bad puns. Still I'm glad we're Preserving this thread.Perhaps if we feel enough Devotion to Cultivate it, instead of merely Preserving it, the puns won't be so Odious. Edited May 8, 2014 by Shaggai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 To Cultivate the perfect pun, we should Pool our resources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psymon he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Wracking my brain for new puns has brought me to my Wit's end! I wasn't sure if the above phrase was supposed to be spelled wracking or racking so I looked it up and I came up with the following and I just couldn't decided which to use, but as pointed out earlier, the cosmere puns seem to be spreading! XD "The relationship between the forms rack and wrack is complicated," and the spellings are sometimes interchangeable (Oxford A-Z of English Usage, 2013). As a verb, rack means to torture or cause great suffering. The verb wrack means to wreck or cause the Ruin of something. The noun rack means a frame, an instrument of torture, or a state of intense anguish. The noun wrack means destruction or wreckage. Idiomatically, we may rack the billiard balls, rack up points, and roast a rack of lamb. But when it comes to nerve-(w)racking experiences or (w)racking our brains, most writers, dictionaries, and usage guides admit to being (w)racked with uncertainty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 what's he holding in that art anyway? That's obviously the stick. You can tell by the way it isn't fire. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Don't do Steel shots Kids, You'll end up Lurching around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 So the other day, I was taking a test. I was told I got an Aon it. I watched the Lego Movie in the theaters. Everything was NOT Awesome, despite what they say. The movie was just about Ruined, I tell you! (Actually, it was a great movie!) So I was watching a Doctor Who episode the other day. Suddenly, I figured out Hoid's secrets. No wonder they don't tell us his name! So, has anyone here seen Star Wars? It seems like their predicament wasn't nearly as bad as Greater Roshar's is/will be/could be. Ah bummer. My great flow of Witty puns has Lurched to a Halt. (Wait that was a Flanagan book. Oops.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'll give you a Pity upvote for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 ~~~Cosmerian Enemy: The Stick~~~~~ My sick Investiture can Tanavast amount of hides while y'all run for your lives. I'm Ruinous to your Preservation of self. Tap the Metalmic and Push a little harder, BreathTaker here to do what my name is. Take your Breath away and put it in a Stick, but the Stick I havin none of that. I am a Stick I am a Stick I am a Stick What the wasing the Damnation of that, whack tell what let's start this Beat (MAG) over I'm like Iron Eyes, one look and you're dead Like Zane, too loc (short for loco, crazy) in the head Put a spike in your chest and you know I'm the best. I am a Stick I am a Stick I am a Stick Yo, an Honorable mention to my girl Syl Let me tell you that she's so ill She can make a dude fly but all he does is cry She's so fly and I don't know why You're like a Skaa, I'm a God King you didn't know this but I own everything.... I am a Stick I am a Stick I am a Stick ~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's all I got right now, and I'm not even listening to rap I'm listening to Pink Floyd. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 That's probably the best thing I've seen yet on this thread. Up vote 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 *Bows humbly, drops mic, walk off stage like BAMF...trips* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 *sees breathTaker start to trip and dashes under him, positions a spike and Steels the sanderfan investure* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 *sees breathTaker start to trip and dashes under him, positions a spike and Steels the sanderfan investure* Are people trying to get on the "People to Avoid in Dark Alleys" list now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 But... But... But... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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