Kobold King he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Capable of striking at any time, turning regular mortals into aching zombies? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Capable of striking at any time, turning regular mortals into aching zombies? Yep. very good Reodds of that happening. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Blazing white and filled with terrible energies, the swirling remnants of two dead gods? that's exactly what love is! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 jasonpenguin, on 06 Jun 2014 - 03:51 AM, said: that's exactly what love is! What is love? Baby don't spike me, don't spike me, no more. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Great. Now that song is stuck in my head, and I can't Forge-t it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Delightful Posted June 11, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Because we have not yet had any visual puns: (Excuse the lame editing skills please) 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 (edited) Because we have not yet had any visual puns: (Excuse the lame editing skills please) Edit: sorry the pictures are so big. my computer is being wierd Edited June 11, 2014 by jasonpenguin 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Once upon a time, just over 4500 years ago, there was a young Windrunner whose name has been lost to history. He was born in Alethela, and left home to fight in the Desolation. He was kind and honorable, if a bit forgetful. As our story begins, there had just recently been a major battle in a remote forest, causing immense devastation to the surrounding area. A small town was nearby, but was far enough away that only a few buildings had been destroyed. The Radiant was tired and thirsty, so he went into the town's tavern. Unfortunately, some Voidbringers had gotten in during the course of the battle and killed almost everyone. The Radiant turned to leave, deciding to go find some other town. As he was walking out the door, he heard a faint voice saying, "Wait..." The Windrunner realized that the bartender was still alive. He turned around and went to the bartender's side. Weakly, the bartender spoke to him of a weapon of ancient and terrible power. To get it, the Radiant must journey to Shin Kak Nish, where he could come into contact with the members of a secret organization. The bartender told the Radiant some of the passwords of the organization. With them, he could gain access to the weapon and destroy the Voidbringers. Only a Windrunner could use it, or else the organization would have long since ruled the world. "But remember this," the bartender said. "If you wish to activate it, you must say 'Katanatak. Denalaned. Do not activate.' If you say 'Activate', it will turn on you and you will die." The Radiant traveled for days, stopping only to sleep and eat. Eventually, he got to Shin Kak Nish. He asked around, dropping some of the passwords into his conversation, and eventually found the organization. He told them the passwords, and that he was a Windrunner. They showed him to their headquarters, and to the chamber in which the weapon was kept. On a table in the room was a small metal sphere. "This is it?" he said. The leader said, "Yes, that is the weapon. Now activate it, and the Voidbringers may be cleansed once and for all." The Windrunner put it to his mouth, and said, "Katanatak. Denalaned. Activate." Then, in a flash, he realized that he had forgotten the words of the bartender. Saying "Activate" would cause it to turn on him and destroy him. The metal of the sphere began to glow faintly. He dropped the sphere in terror. He looked for a way out, but knew that wherever he ran, he would die. The glow grew brighter, and brighter, until he could not look at it. And in one almighty flash, the weapon destroyed both itself and him. Only a crater remained where once the building had stood. The Windrunner's forgetfulness had been his doom. It was a... Fatal Memory Error. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) A black sword was forcibly taken away from a certain swordsman. The loss was so great that he sat by the wayside and sobbed. 'Its not my fault' he said. 'They insisted I needed to fix my relationship with Nightblood. But colours! I don't need black magic to fix a relationship! I need my black talking sword back!''That's disturbing' a passerby whispered to her friend. 'I hadn't seen Vasher-crying on Nalthis before!'Vashikaran. Vasher crying.....geddit? ....not sure of this works in text as well as it does in my head. If not I apologise Edited June 12, 2014 by Delightful 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 I gets it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 On my math test, most of the questions were addition and subtraction. Then there were suddenly a series of problems asking me to find the quotient. I guess you could say there was a .... surge of division 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 My sister lied to me. I told my mom sort of what she said. She asked me, "Why did you bendalloy?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragrin she/her Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 (edited) When Kaladin jumped at the wall, did he think he'd try defying gravity? And I have a candidate for national song of Alethkar in the shadowdays: "Alethela, storm yeah!" Edited July 18, 2014 by Paragrin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mail-mi he/him Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Why have we closed the Dor on this thread? It's been Aons since someone last posted...I'd hoped that it'd been Rysn from the dead by now, but I guess I'll have to Return it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 What do you call the Cosmere's supreme god of seafood? The Cod Beyond. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 I hope I haven't Mist the thread necroing?Ooh, we already have three people posting again? There'll be TenSoon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dellexe he/him Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 I'm glad I Awakened to this thread. - These puns are truly Words of Radiance. - It has been Aviar-y long time since this thread was active. - I may have come here just a Shade too late. - I'm going to stop now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Oh no, did we Spook you? How can we Lift your Soul, cast your mind out for an answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mail-mi he/him Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 I'm glad I Awakened to this thread. Not even. I Breath-ed the life back into this pun thread, and ain't no one gonna steal the Kredik from me. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardcellist Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) "I would have Returned this thread, but it was unEndowed with a Splinter of skill in punning." Punbreaker the Awful Just trying to Va-Sher a pun with you all, but it seemed to fall flat. It's like I'm WOR spoiler On a different planet without even a sword to bore with lame puns. Edited September 13, 2014 by Shardcellist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 I think we should Stick to the Basics Lashings. I am aware of the Tanavast amount of Puns that could be stored in someone's Copper Mind but there aren't that many in mine at the moment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardcellist Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Good point (just like a spike). I Hoid a good pun, but it lightweaved itself right out of my metalmind. Ruination! Yolen it out if you can think of it; those darn Dragonsteel every good pun I can think of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killersquirrel59 he/him Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 This thread is absolutely Terris-ble. I'm groaning so hard my sides are ready to Nicroburst. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 Why did the Elantrian throw away an apple?Because he didn't like dakhor. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 Terris no better way to spend your day than making puns. Becoming a Mistborn is a Snap! What happens when worldhoppers from Roshar visit Scadrial? You get Moash. I hope this thread stays L-open. It really Rocks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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