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On 6/21/2024 at 11:31 AM, king of nowhere said:

A girl kills her mother and her best friend (her refers to the girl, not to the mother; though forget about it, she actually also kills her mother's best friend); she let everyone believe her father did it, then she kills her father too. then she leaves on an adventure where she steals from her first mentor, she sinks a ship full of people that had been nice to her, and she befriends the woman who killed her first mentor. That woman becomes her second mentor, before the protagonist kills her too, too during a hectic trip in which she intimidates an honest merchant into giving away his wares for free, she acquires slaves, and she leads a gang of deserters and murderers - whom she'll help escape justice. all so she can reach a place where she meets a nice boyfriend, a third mentor, and a nice old dude who takes her in; needless to say, she'll swindle and manipulate all three - pointing them towards attempting genocide.

she spends four books learning to stop to feel bad about all the crap she does in those same books.

 

On 7/15/2024 at 7:02 PM, king of nowhere said:

explotied laborer works for 1500 years straight without getting a single free day, not even weekends.

after 1500 years, she finally gathers the courage to actually ask for a free day, and she discovers she could have as many as she wanted.

in the end it's revealed her job was no longer necessary, but nobody in the department ever got the memo, and so she loses her job. And she causes her boyfriend and all her newfound friends to lose their jobs too.

 

Wait, even better: explotied laborer works for 1500 years straight at moving stones, without getting a single free day, not even weekends.

when she finally gathers the courage to ask for a free day, she and all her friends lose their job.

What are they?

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On 7/27/2024 at 4:30 PM, BlueWildRye said:

The story of Jesus and his disciples, but Jesus is an edgy amoral thief and the disciples successfully bring down the Roman Empire after he dies.

Mistborn, naturally. ;)

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Metro 2033

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Or why asking yourself if massacre is a good idea should be done before carrying out said massacre.

The Wall by Pink Floyd:

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Guy cheats his wife because his teacher was an asshole, then has a breakdown and becomes a nazi.

Alternatively,

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When you make an entire movie to tell people which one's Pink.

 

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