Edema Rue she/her Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 686: BE IN SHAPE. FOR STARS SAKE, BE IN SHAPE. 686a: LEARN HOW TO RIDE A HORSE 686b: LEARN HOW TO SWIM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 687: have diplomatic skills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Where’s/Perry Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 On 1/3/2024 at 1:27 AM, Edema Rue said: 686: BE IN SHAPE. FOR STARS SAKE, BE IN SHAPE. 686a: LEARN HOW TO RIDE A HORSE 686b: LEARN HOW TO SWIM 686c: If you cannot do any if these things, it will literally be the death of you or facilitate a necessary rescue that begins a romance subplot. 50/50 odds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 687: If you are considering eating a strange plant/mushroom/rock, that may be magical, please consult the following questionnaire: Q1: Have you found this strange object yourself? If yes, answer Q2. If no, answer Q3. Q2: Are you old? If yes, you know what you're doing. If no, you will die. Q3: Is someone offering this object to you? If yes, they are trying to kill you. If no, answer Q4. Q4: Is someone demanding that you eat this object? If yes, answer Q5. If no, how on Earth did you manage to consider eating something, without finding it yourself or being offered/forced to eat it? You know what, simply for breaking this questionnaire, you will die. Q5: Are they old? If yes, they know what they're doing and don't care to ask politely. If no, they are trying to kill you. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 688: If you lose your memories, don't stress about it. They'll come back to you when you really need them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 688b: if you’re worried that you were a bad person before, well, you probably were, but still don’t stress about it!! You get to become something better now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 (edited) 689: If you hear music it’s either a musical, or someone is going to die in the next five minutes. 690: any and all emotional moments end in any of the following: Death Kidnapping Serious Injury Falling into a pit Giant bug comes and eats you That old lady witch that locked you in a tower for 16 years to keep herself young comes and convinces you that your boyfriend doesn’t love you… Please avoid being emotional in dark creepy places with your childhood best friend or lover at all costs 691:: if you think it won’t be you then it will be you. If you don’t expect it will be you then it will be you. There is no escape. Edited January 14 by SmilingPanda19 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 4 hours ago, SmilingPanda19 said: 689: If you hear music it’s either a musical, or someone is going to die in the next five minutes. 689a:or its a boss. run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 690. If you are running away from a large, falling object and/or someone shooting projectiles at you, move in a serpentine pattern instead of a straight line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 690a. or run sideways instead of directly away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 691. If youre facing a superior warrior who wants to kill you, stall as long possible, or if they insist on fighting, get them to fight you in a “fair” competition that gives you better odds. Do not engage unless they start attacking you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 692. If there's an ancient civilization who apparently had access to hyperadvanced magic/technology/whatever but also now doesn't exist, it's not a good idea to go try and find their hyperadvanced magic/technology/whatever. 693. Sometimes the mushrooms that kill you are actually friendly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 694. Never look off a cliff with people around you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 695 run from any and all magic users expesialy wizards who want you to join a quest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procrastination she/her Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 696: if you have the opportunity to learn healing magic or any form of healing wounds, you have to learn it. If you choose not to learn the skill, one of your friends will die in front of you and you will have to think sadly about how you could have saved them. 696 a: If you do choose to learn, make sure to practice. If you don't, one of your friends will die in front of you and you will have to think sadly about how you could have saved them. 696 b: If you do work hard and practice, your friend might still die in front of you, and you will have to think sadly about how you couldn't save them because plot. 697: If you are at a party and somebody is wounded in the epic party battle scene, know that you cannot use wine as a disinfectant. It will not be effective because there is not a high enough alcohol percentage. (Saw this in a book the other day and had to look it up). 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkum he/him Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 5 hours ago, Procrastination said: 697: If you are at a party and somebody is wounded in the epic party battle scene, know that you cannot use wine as a disinfectant. It will not be effective because there is not a high enough alcohol percentage. (Saw this in a book the other day and had to look it up). huh - I'm not surprised about wine, but I was curious what WOULD make a useful disinfectant. based on google results, even most hard liquor isn't concentrated enough. you pretty much need to jump to grain alcohol or other types of things sold specifically for having a lot of alcohol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 698: Try to learn/understand political tensions before making a deal with someone. 699:Consult this forum before you leave this world. 700:If you have a chance to kill the evil emperor of the land, TAKE IT, saves so much paperwork.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 701: avoid lycanthropes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 702. Not all rules are equal. Some of them will keep you safe and away from the action, some will turn you into an important side character, some will turn you into the protagonist. Heed the rules accordingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 703: NO MATING. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 704: be the narrator; they clearly survived. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 703a: unless it is a romance story 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 (edited) 703aii:even then, no mating. 704a: this was going to be a counterpoint, but then I realised that said example is a better example of that breaking the trope is a sign of bad writing. or at the very least, the breaking of this trope tends to appear often in poorly written fanfictions featuring a character named "sonic". 705: wooloo-loo! Edited May 7 by Just_a_Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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