Sequence she/they Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 Unfortunately, all citizens on the planet broke ill with a rare disease. (Could be harmless) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 The ooklas swarmed over the sickened populace, converting all in their path to ookla. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 The universe was ookla. It was good. Everything was good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 Ookla the Semi-Here also celebrated the arrival of the Ookla season. He did so by reviving the CANDY WARS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 he was promptly hit on the nose with a piece of chocolate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 Which promptly ate his nose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 Then promptly spit it back out when the piece of chocolate remembered it was allergic to noses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 Truthless’s nose sneezed. And then it ate the chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 The chocolate managed to climb back up Truthless's nose's throat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 So Truthless swallowed his nose and the chocolate before it got away. He gulped it down, nauseated. Why did his nose taste like steel wool? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 (It tasted like that because of an accident during Truthless’s childhood.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 (a fine grater and a 1-octen-3-one dispenser had been attached after the accident) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 It was an embarrassing story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 (edited) "How's the Ghanderflaffle Empire doing, Jim?" said the newscater. "Still rising!" said the other. "Back to you, Jim." Edited November 29, 2021 by Ookla the Confused 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 (The Ghanderflaffle Empire collapsed directly after this was aired) King Timmy the XVISOVZ stared at his falling empire. "I knew I should have paid for jinx insurance." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Timmy was promptly crushed beneath a piece of falling rubble. "Welp," said the new king, Timmy the XVISOLX, looking at all the work he now had to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 It started raining. But something was... different about this rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 It smelled of... peaches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 The peach rain continued to spread across the entire planet of ooklas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 It effectively wiped out the peach-allergy population. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 But what is this? The story has suddenly transformed into present tense! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Only it has transformed not into present tense, but actually past perfect tense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 On the third day of the peachy weather, the rain changed from peach-scented, to cabbage-scented. There was much vomiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 (Only slightly more than the usual amount) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 50 minutes ago, Ookla the unintelligible said: Only it has transformed not into present tense, but actually past perfect tense. (Oops) Meanwhile, breadmunks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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