xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 655 perked up. Maybe hitting the ground wouldn't be so bad after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "Like my mother always said, never listen to disembodied voices!" Lard's laughing could barely be heard over the rushing wind. "I certainly don't. Why after the human pyramid thing, all my dead brothers haunted the rest of us, and I was the only one who didn't go to the underworld to rescue them. Now that's an excellent story. Let me tell it to you." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "It could be fun though," replied the voice. "You could have power beyond your comprehension if you listen to me." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Lard's story about how his remaining four hundred and seventy-seven brothers had all died in the underworld was cut off by a rather loud impact with the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 (edited) 655 was blissfully reduced to dust. Edited May 22, 2022 by xinoehp512 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Then seven hundred liters of Urn dragon blood splattered directly on top of him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Irrelevant could only keep the pillar of fire irrelevant for so long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 655 snoozed on the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 The voice followed 655. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Lard stood up completely unscathed, and began continuing his ramble. "So then Alex got himself turned into a zombie, and by the time the others figured it out, he'd already killed half of them." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Wizard came and collected all the dragon blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Lard glared at Wizard. "You wouldn't happen to be the bloke that killed my brother, would you?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "No I don't remember killing anyone in the past couple centuries, I am just collected the blood of the Urn dragon as he said I could after he died." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "My brother died seven centuries ago, killed by someone who looked and talked exactly like you." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "This is not normally what I look like," replies Wizard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 655 was bored awake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "I'm talking about your true form, not this façade. My brother remembers you perfectly, and he could always see through to the truth of things." Lard took a threatening step towards Wizard. "So did you kill him?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "Explain what I really look like and that will prove if I killed your brother or not." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "He's really bad at describing stuff." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "Look kid I don't want to have to kill you, so leave and forget that I killed your evil brother." Offers Wizard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "How am I supposed to forget something like that? Even Jason wouldn't forget something like that." Lard launched into a story that described exactly how forgetful Jason was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "You might bore me to death that way. I haven't been bored to death yet so keep on going." Interupted Wizard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "Go on? Why that reminds me of the time my brother Artemis 'went on' to create an entire civilization of bears! It was super interesting. He spent seventy years training those bears, but at the end of it he managed a fully functioning kingdom. Now, the real interesting part of that story is what the bears did after he lost interest in their civilisation..." Lard continued on like this for a solid three days, never pausing for breath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 (edited) Wizard slept through it all. Edited May 22, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 At the end of the three days, Lard, still droning on about how his second cousin three times removed has once been eaten by a Charizard, walked calmly over to Wizard, stole all the Urn dragon blood, and calmly walked away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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