EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 On 5/21/2022 at 5:36 PM, Nameless said: Nameless smiled smugly. "Yes, well, there's a good chance that you learned from me. I invented the art of combat, in an age now lost beyond legend." "Scathach was trained by Tsagaglalal, She Who Watches. You cannot have trained her, for that is related in no-wise to you." Samanth Vacker commented. like seriously, Nameless. And you didn't train Tsagaglalal either, b/c she was not trained. Drozor continued to have nightmares, exactly like what was happening in the rest of the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) A third great lawyer being appears. It is Brandon Sanderson here to join the debate/war. Edited May 23, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Brandon Sanderson was surprised to see that he would be debate-warring against his own character, Taln. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Wizard looked up, "Now there's a wild card if I ever saw one." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: "Scathach was trained by Tsagaglalal, She Who Watches. You cannot have trained her, for that is related in no-wise to you." Samanth Vacker commented. Nameless smiled cryptically. "Legends so ancient lose many details once thought important." Taln and Chuck Norris gave Brandon Sanderson a hard stare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Brandon Sanderson, who was a kind of narrator in his own right, took out his laptop and wrote Taln to be more agreeable with him. This united Brandon Sanderson and Taln into the ultimate debating team, unified in their war against Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 "I hope you can pull this off," whispers Wizard to Chuck. "Because if you can't our lives will be most likely forfeit." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Upon the beginning of the trial, Brandon immediately started writing more awesome stuff that Taln had done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Wizard counters this by writing even greater thing that Chuck Norris has done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Unfortunately, as we all know, in a writing race between Brandon Sanderson and Wizard (along with the entire internet), Brandon Sanderson wins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Corvus used his Narrator powers to replace the mind of the judge. "Let the record show that the old mind of the Judge is gone. It is now I, Corvus, officiating. I will do my best. Continue." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Wizard conceeds this point but more people made Chuck Norris jokes than Sanderson could keep up with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Brandon Sanderson took offense to this, and decided to start using a COLEMAK keyboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 "No keyboards in my court, Brandon!!! This is a trial, not a writing marathon." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Taln objected to this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 "Overruled. Chuck, continue." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) Chuck Norris objected the objection with a NOPE Ninjas started dying everywhere again Edited May 23, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Brandon sighed and started using two pens instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 "The evidence is that my client Wizard over here had papers that read: \/ On 5/21/2022 at 8:41 PM, The Wandering Wizard said: Wizard pulls out his papers and shows them to the Urn dragon. They are as follows: The holder of these papers may take the blood of one Urn dragon that dies by farting and is named Pluto." This is why Wizard could take the urn dragon blood without being attacked by copyright." Calmly replied Chuck Norris as he started fighting Taln. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 33 minutes ago, Nameless said: Nameless smiled cryptically. "Legends so ancient lose many details once thought important." Taln and Chuck Norris gave Brandon Sanderson a hard stare. DON"T TRY AND CHANGE SCATHACH'S BACKSTORY! also, have you even read the books? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Brandon Sanderson finished his 3,251,322,846th Taln joke, then decided to take a short break. "You see, loyal judge, the dragon was killed by a fire spear. So that paper is invalid." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Chuck Norris objected the objection with a NOPE "You're on thin ice now, Chuck. Careful." 5 minutes ago, Nameless said: Brandon sighed and started using two pens instead. "..." 3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: "The evidence is that my client Wizard over here had papers that read: \/ This is why Wizard could take the urn dragon blood without being attacked by copyright." Calmly replied Chuck Norris as he started fighting Taln. "That actually makes at least a little bit of sense." 1 minute ago, Nameless said: Brandon Sanderson finished his 3,251,322,846th Taln joke, then decided to take a short break. "You see, loyal judge, the dragon was killed by a fire spear. So that paper is invalid." "Can you show evidence of the dragon being killed by a fire spear?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Samanth Vacker watched with mild interest. He wondered where the dragon blood was now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said: "Can you show evidence of the dragon being killed by a fire spear?" Brandon replied in the affirmative. "If you'll turn your attention to this scrying device, I will bring up the moment in question." On 5/21/2022 at 8:31 PM, Nameless said: At that precise moment, the Urn dragon was slain by a lance of fire. "Any further questions?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 "Very quickly, remind me what consensus we are trying to come to here. What is the purpose of this trial? It appears to have passed my mind?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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