The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Butt had kicked bowsers butt many times before he learned how to escape and now had the birthday gear on his birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 ?izard had not been idle during this time. He'd gathered a massive army of monsters and used the triforce to make himself invincible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 ?izard was perfectly balanced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Or at least that's what the game devs said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Because that was the only way he could hold the whole triforce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 The players complained that he was too hard to beat, but the devs were too bust making Zelda: Dark fairies II 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Where Zelda: Dark fairies I was, no one knew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 No one but one person: The mysterious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 ?izard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 He'd stuffed it in a sack and thrown it into the ocean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 It was because it included ?izard as the weak first enemy after Zelda: Afterlife was too hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 On Zelda: Dark Fairies II's release date, fans were super excited to play the new game. The trailers had been awesome. There was only one problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 ?izard had gotten it again. This lead to... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 The game getting a million times harder as ?izard used his rudimentary programming skills to make his bossfight harder than the final boss. By adding one million hp and one million damage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) Hundreds of frustrated fans asked Butt Venture to hack into the game and give ?izard only one HP. Bookwyrm became confused, wondering if what was happening in TLT was in a video game or in real life. So he summoned his Narrationblade and went to face Ganon while Butt and Link were preoccupied with a digital video game war against ?izard. Edited June 2, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Ganon absolutely obliterated Bookwyrm, as the Narrator had neglected to obtain the blessing of the goddess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) Bookwyrm had attempted to survive as long as he could, but he had run out of Hearty Elixirs very early on. Shoot, he thought after he was defeated. How did I forget that? Bookwyrm narrated himself to wherever it was that he could obtain the Blessing of the Goddess. Edited June 2, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 The Goddess told Bookwyrm to go through fifteen trials in order to gain her blessing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) "Do you mean...Shrines? Or something else?" Edited June 2, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 The Goddess did not elaborate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Bookwyrm sighed and set out to try to figure out what the quests were. Considering the insanity of this thread, I probably won't even figure out what the quests are before something crazy happens, Bookwyrm thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 At that moment, Link succesfully glitched into Ganon's castle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 But he glitched into the corrupting room of the castle where princess Zelda was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 This led to the discovery of a new speedrun glitch, wherein rescuing Zelda in one save file without beating the game manipulated the states of other save files, allowing 13 entire seconds to be shaved off the world record. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) Suddenly, Link found himself unable to draw his sword. But Butt was still able to draw his sword. This meant Butt had to face both Ganon and ?izard at the same time. Edited June 2, 2022 by The Bookwyrm Ninja'd. Which is remarkable, considering the last post was 2 hours ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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