NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Until Link pulled out his Master Rod, of course. Ganon fled in terror before this horrifying new weapon. Link charged after the dark lord, wielding the greatest fishing rod ever created. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Just for fun, Bookwyrm narrated Ganon so he was a fish instead of a pig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 a giant pig named KING THALLEOUS! came and killed Ganon and Link. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Butt now had to face KING THALLEOUS! and ?izard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Butt resurrected Link to help. Meanwhile Bookwyrm was still stuck on the first trial. All he had to do was... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Kill a chicken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 the chicken was no ordinary chicken however, it was a chicken made of Nameless' guts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 This grossed Bookwyrm out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 So much so that he kept throwing up while trying to stealth kill the chicken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Bookwyrm narrated himself to stop throwing up. He decided to engulf the chicken in flames instead of stabbing it with his Narrationblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 This caused the disgusting smell emanating from the chicken to spread everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Bookwyrm teleported away. Meanwhile, Butt was not doing well in his fight against ?izard and KING THALLEOUS!. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Link was doing amazing though. He and Zelda were performing the ultimate combo on ?izard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 They had learned the technique from a message from mario and luigi. By way of a holocron in Butt's pocket that had all the attack pieces to use the ZEEKEEPER attack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 After finishing off the evil whatever ?izard was in dramatic style, Link and Zelda dashed over to help Butt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) ?izard returned to his ? box. This box was taken by Wizard for safekeeping. Edited June 2, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Where it was immediately stolen by a rogue Ghanderflaffle name Jimaetheus the forty-third. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Jimaetheus was smitten by Wizard and Wizard hid the box in plain sight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Jimaetheus asked Wizard if he would go on a date with her, stealing the box again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Jimaetheus promptly turned into a pile of radioactive sludge. "Not right now," replied Wizard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 This insult caused Jimaetheus' entire family to declare a feud on Wizard. And, as we all know, Ghanderflaffles consider themselves to be one giant family, so Wizard was in big trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 The wizard that did the evil actions was a escaped ? disguised as Wizard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Unfortunately, the Ghanderflaffles didn't know this. Additionally, it was Shakespeare appreciation year. Hilarity ensued. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 "Whilst thou done this to me" cried Wizard. Wizard remembers what Thaidakar does and plays a Uno reverse. However... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 The Uno Reverse was messed up by a fluctuation in TLT, making it so instead of moving back in time, Wizard was temporarily thrust through time many times faster than normal, putting him in what was effectively a cadmium bubble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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