EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Because Jar Jar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Thaidakar stole the spike and drained it of his power, regaining it and then killing someone named Enemy. Enemy was an offscreen villain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Enemy was almost as dastardly as EoF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Jar Jar became a powerful sith lord and... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Got murdered by a evil monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Jar Jar came back as a clone as he was really a sith heretic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 But the evil monster had attained a taste for Jar Jar blood, and it ate him again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Jar Jar came back again and enslaved the evil monster to his will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Then EoF killed him permanently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 EoF yelled, "I'm back! Did you miss me. HAHAHAHA!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 But no one heard him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 This was because EoF was floating in space, where there is no air to carry sound waves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 All part of the plan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 (edited) Bookwyrm was temporarily thrown off by Nameless's weird formatting choice. Edited June 9, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 All part of EoF's master plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 This plan included the cabbage nation,... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Or rather the destruction of the cabbage nation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 (edited) And the fact that the cabbages were cultivating a pollen that the Selffalfrednahgs were severely allergic to. And seeing that Selffalfrednahg sneezes destroy planets... Edited June 9, 2022 by The Bookwyrm Ninja'd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 The poor cabbage empire exploded instantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 This destroyed the entire cosmos as all plant life had been replaced by cabbages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 But then a nearby Narrator recreated it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 (edited) This caused the cabbage man to scream: "NO!!!! MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!" Louder than he had ever screamed it before. Edited June 9, 2022 by The Bookwyrm Ninja'd. Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 (edited) But the cabbage man quickly died of cabbage withdrawal. Edited June 9, 2022 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 He then screamed it even louder "NOT MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He then whispered "oh their back, sorry about that." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Suddenly, a pineapple grew in a place that the cabbages had missed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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