NameIess Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 A monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 This monster had a tendency to force its hosts to not eat lasagna. The No-Lasagna Monster, using Garfield as a host, began trying to escape the Shadow Realm. Meanwhile, the Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising again, as was the newly founded Selffalfrednahg Republic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 And many other nations besides, including the newly founded Lasagna nation, filled with many happy, yet fat, cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 But the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising the fastest, fueled by the power of possessed Garfield's hunger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 This encouraged the myriad of other nations to grow faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 But the Ghanderflaffle empire had the advantage in experience. And fame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 And so the other empires were folded under the superior empire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Which caused the Ghanderflaffle empire to immediately start falling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 The lasagna cats were suprisingly good at organizing a resistance against a possessed Garfield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 But that was irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Except they liberated Garfield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Which finally set him free. Free to die in peace, as Lift had always wanted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 The monster had stopped possessing him and he died of lasagnation. The monster enjoyed tormenting the people of TLT and giving them lasagnation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Lift was very sad at Garfield's death. For a whole two seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 This was a world record. The longest someone had legitimately been sad at someone's funneral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Lift was awesome, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 She started cracking jokes at Garfield's funneral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Garfield's parents were very upset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 They were disappointed he had never became a real mouser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Then the Ghanderflaffle empire fell on top of the funeral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Autonomy also took pity on Garfield's parents and brought him back as a returned, complete with a new name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Halidron the happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Wizard looked back and started laughing at his mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Nameless slapped Wizard for making a religion that gave him a name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 "Sorry bout that." Replied Wizard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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