Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 Cynical groaned, he hated llamas, ever since he watched the emperor's new groove. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 Cynical hated a lot of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 including Star Wars, most people either hated him or moderately disliked him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 Oliver was Cynical’s only friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 besides Dashoni Ar Pharazon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 But Dashoni had died a long time ago, so she didn’t really count. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 their cause of death had been boredom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 Bored to death by some guy named Lard. Or at least that’s what Cynical had heard. Her death had turned him into the cynical man he was today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 It was a permanent transformation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 Indeed. Try as he might, Cynical could not become the happy, carefree man he used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 So he tried to become happier than he used to be instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 Failing to do this caused Cynical to believe that happiness was an illusion propagated by fools and philosophers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 A man named Philosophers appeared to argue with Cynical. "My colleague Fools was unable to make it to this discussion, unfortunately," he said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 Cynical waved a dismissive hand. “Philosophy is a bunch of nonsense. All you do is make up convincing lies to make people feel better about themselves.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Cynical continued, "philosophy is religion, except worse." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 "Because unlike religion, where godlike beings fool humans into worshipping them, philosophy is made up of humans fooling each other into worshipping themselves. Total claptrap." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Thaidakar nodded slightly, "interesting... almost as interesting as the process of making a New York street vendor hot dog." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Cynical gave Thaidakar a measuring look. "Are you one of those Narrators?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 "Now hold on just a minute," Philosophers said. He was going to continue, but was stopped from saying anything further because a leftover pineapple hit him on the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Cynical raised an eyebrow. "You see? The universe agrees with me." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 The Universe threw a pineapple at Cynical, because The Universe is only fair in the way that it is equally unfair to everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 This only further proved Cynical's point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 But he was unable to appreciate the further proof because he was covered in pineapple juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Because of this plot against him, as he saw it, Cynical began plotting to murder Philosophers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Philosophers had vanished into the fourth dimension, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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