NameIess Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 (edited) For the moment, they had a greater enemy: The general. Leader of the last surviving Ghanderflaffle army, the general fought on against impossible odds and somehow came out on top time after time. Edited July 8, 2022 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 So they hired The Mink and they beat The general. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 The Mink was so impressed with the general's tactics that he switched sides after that first battle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 So the sith switched sides as the Ghanderflaffles had many that could be nudged onto the path of the sith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 The general saw this as an excellent opportunity to lure all the sith into a trap and kill them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 The problem was, he was one that the sith converted, by the use of silly string. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 It was at this moment that the real general came out of hiding. The scattered remnants of the Ghanderflaffle empire flocked together under her banner, determined to defeat the sith that had conquered their empire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 The sith called on the army of Kang and Ultron to defeat THE GENERAL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 The general chose this time to reveal what she'd been doing while in hiding: Locating one of the legendary ancient Ghanderflaffle talismans of war. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 The sith pull out their corrupted jedi artifacts and empower their enemies with the power of spaghetti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 The general used the talisman she'd found to empower her soldiers with happiness, bravery, and determination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 This clashed with their spaghetti traits in a most curious way. It... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 Caused all the Sith to spontaneously become Jedi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 This had unfortold repercusions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 Such as all the former Sith being very sad at their former actions, and doing everything they could to make up for their former evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 This caused all the newly made Jedi to leave the army. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 Which caused everything to go back to normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 And so Nameless's jaw was hidden to the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 Then a Cellist showed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 (edited) Wizard appeared and pulled out his cello, challenging the a Cellist to a cello duel. Edited July 9, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 Nameless quickly stapled on a hideous-looking prosthetic jaw that regularly spat green flames that could burn souls into ash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 Meanwhile the jedi were being corrupted by a newly found, extremely powerful sith artifact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 But at this point, the entire galaxy distrusted the Jedi, so there was no danger of a repeat of the universe-takeover incident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 There was much revelry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 And a gigantic party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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