NameIess Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 Nameless made all the green defuse cards into red explode cards! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 The mysterious voice of evil was stopped by the LEGENDARY CAT BUTT CARD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 Steven used the power of the mighty NOPE to slap the card away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 Another nope slapped the nope away to resummon the legendary cat butt card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 FROM THE SHADOWS A MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER EMERGES. THE NOPER!! WITH THE POWER OF HIS NOPE, HE NULLIFIES ALL OTHER NOPES. FOR HE IS NOPE SUPREME 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 THE NOPER WAS SLAPPED AWAY BY THE ARRIVAL OF THE SUPER NEIGH. A CARD OF SUPREME POWER THAT CAN NOT BE DENIED. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 THE NOPER WAS SAD. IT DIDNT REALIZE THERE WAS A GREATER POWER. IT LEFT TO BIDE ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER DAY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 Nameless pulled out his favorite card: Just Say No! It was perfect, especially when you were a Narrator that could dictate the terms of reality at a whim. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 The super neigh conceeded to the greater power of the Just Say No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 (edited) Nameless smiled as the universe bent to his whims. "Finally, order shall be restored to all things!" Edited July 12, 2022 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 Found the Kitten retrieved his eyes and returned to the Fourth Dimension. Bookwyrm remarked that there was more than one Narrator. To prove this point, an army of Selffalfrednahgs appeared out of nowhere and surrounded Nameless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 Meanwhile the Krakitrice learned the greatest secret of it's race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 The Krakitrice wrote this secret on a secret piece of paper so it would not forget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 (edited) It learned that eating certain kinds of metal gave it the powers it had before. Except there was a burned out portion in the old tome that was probably unimportant. Edited July 12, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 Nameless grumbled something about ancient powers and obliterated the Selffalfrednahgs with a stream of purified Vegtium energy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 The Selffalfrednahgs vanished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 The krakitrice burrowed under the ground and started munching away, all the tasty ore deposites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 It kept eating until it came to The Pits of Hathsin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 And there it ate three tons of Lerasium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 This turned the Krakitrice into a very powerful Mistborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 Which was ironic, considering that it instantly digested any metal that it ate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 This made the Krakitrice very sad. It wanted magic powers. So it went looking for a spren to bond. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 But it settled for eating fifteen Shardblades. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 The previous post was not Canon, so the Krakitrice did not, in fact, eat fifteen Shardblades. It instead ate sixteen, because that's a much better number. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 It also ate some iron and steel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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