The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 So Wizard shot him in the head with a dozen cannon balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 This too had no effect. Through years of hard training, Scott Sterling had hardened his skull until it was invulnerable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 But then Scott Sterling realized that the earth, was in fact, a ball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 The earth trembled in fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 “Be brave, Little Earth,” the earth told itself, “You can defeat Scott Sterling! Bash his head in!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 Scott Sterling heard this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 So Scott went and broke the earth with his head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 This final act of heroism cemented his place as the greatest athlete of all time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Meanwhile, armies of people who had once lived on earth came to murder Scott Sterling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 But they could only hit his head, and thus could not kill poor Scott Sterling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Darth Barnacles asked Scott Sterling if he wanted to join his club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Scott Sterling headbutted Darth Barnacles into an alternate dimension known as the afterlife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Darth Barnacles returned easily and said, "tell me, Matt Meese variant, do you fear death?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Scott Sterling did not know anyone by the name of 'Mat Meese'. That sounded like a profoundly weak and cowardly name, the opposite of Scott Sterling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Darth Barnacles drew his light saber cutlass and said, "Scott Sterling, I name thee Darth Headbutt. do ye accept this title?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Scott smiled confidently. "Please no." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 he shrugged then went to go bother someone else with Pirates of the Caribbean/ Star Wars speeches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Scott Sterling went off to go valiantly continue in his incredible athletic feats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Meanwhile, Nin was confronted with a choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 He could either eat lunch now, or meditate for three days to learn a new technique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Nin decided to have lunch. it was extra special because he was going to eat it with a date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 His date was Death. It was the only way to free his idiot apprentice from her clutches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 (edited) Unfortunately, he chose to eat lunch in his mom's basement, where he was rudely interrupted by the sound of a vacuum from upstairs. Edited August 5, 2022 by Ranryu Sorry folks I was ignorant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Unfortunately, the previous post was non-canon. Nameless encouraged Ranryu to make it canon by editing the text to be in bold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 Unfortunately/fortunately, the Cellist just copy pasted the comment to bold in order to make it canon anyway. Unfortunately, he chose to eat lunch in his mom's basement, where he was rudely interrupted by the sound of a vacuum from upstairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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