The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 Because the map led him to the Infinite Pit of Nothingness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 This turned out to be the right place to go, surprisingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 For there he found a real map for his journey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 It was carved on the surface of a pineapple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 Unfortunately, Butt Venture ate the pineapple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 So the apprentice had to rely on his horribly drawn map. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 And Butt Venture's stomach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 (edited) Because the Map scrawled itself on Butt Ventures stomach. Edited August 7, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 It took three mirrors and a very annoyed AdoKho to read it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 But eventually the apprentice left in somewhat the right direction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 Then an Elephant fell on his head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 the elephant's name was Billy Araok of Hestreon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 And he was the most overweight elephant on the planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 Luckily, the planet had very low gravity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 And very few elephants lived there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 This meant that Nin's Apprentice was perfectly fine after getting landed on by Billy Araok of Hestreon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 He was just a light one million pounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Which, considering the planet's low gravity, was... still a million pounds. Okay, maybe Nin's apprentice wasn't totally fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 But he was fine enough, and got even better when Fine the slug joined him as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Only half of his bones were broken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 But he had borrowed Nin's R.C.M.B which was also an honorblade, and so easily healed the bones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Unfortunately, that didn't fix the elephant that was still sitting on him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 So, Nin's apprentice tried to think of a solution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Unfortunately, he didn't consider asking the elephant to move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 The elephant was quite polite, actually. It was a real shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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