NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Inner peace? What kind of idiot demon wrote this contract? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 The year was 2008 (or pages of posts, but same difference). 50 years had passed since this particular narrator had narrated (I think? Did I post here since I left?). Captain Arbiter entered the scene. "Did I hear someone say 'Arrrrrr'?!?" he bellowed. "Prepare to be biten," said Captain Arrrbiter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 The elephant raised his hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Thaidakar sent Captain Arbiter into a never ending pit where he would stay for another fifty years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Fortunately, the fifty years passed quickly, and Nin's apprentice was still having tea with the elephant when Arrrbiter got out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Captain Arbiter looked at the Elephant. "Where would you like to be bitten?" Quote LOL you guys this is so ridiculous I can't stop laughing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 The elephant gulped nervously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Nin's apprentice shouted. "But only if I get to bite you back!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Then he pulled out Nin's R.C.M.B and immediately collapsed unconscious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Nin's apprentice shouted. "But only if I get to bite you back!" Arbiter thought this was a strange but beneficial agreement. "SHIVER ME TIMBERS" he shouted to a man next to him, who quickly grabbed a pile of timber and began to shake them. "YE HAVE YERSHELF A DEAL" he growled 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Nin's apprentice groaned in pain, right hand wreathed in flames. "That sounds great. Can you maybe bite my hand off?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Little did he know it was all part of the contract. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 He was unable to wield any magical weapons until fulfilling his end of the deal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 All according to Eof's plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 So Nin's apprentice chopped off his writing hand in an attempt to void the contract. Unfortunately, it grew right back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Arbiter watched in amusement. "Ye ready?" he asked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 “Yes. Seriously though, please bite off my right hand. This is quite painful.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 So he tried, and failed, again. They group set off on their journey. But first, because of the contract, they had to kill the elephant's family first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Arbiter bit off Nin's apprentice's hand for some reason. It tasted arrrrrrful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Darth Barnacles hired Arbiter as his personal assassin. he first sent them to bite of Nin's apprentice's head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 The assassination was unsuccessful, as Nin’s apprentice was still too angry to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Spook asked Nin's apprentice if he wanted help in his quest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Nin’s apprentice shrugged and nodded, eyes glittering from the shadows of his hooded face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 And so his training under Spook began. His quest to find a R.C.M.P. forgotten for the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Darth Barnacles hired Arbiter as his personal assassin. he first sent them to bite of Nin's apprentice's head. Arbiter the pirate captain chewed on this thought for a while. Then he spit it out. He'd always liked the taste of deceit, but he wanted his mouth clear for this new mission. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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