NameIess Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 The apple mafia was quickly overwhelmed by the power of citrus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 There was much rejoicing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 This concludes the weekly episode of 'Fruity Terror'. Please tune in next week for the tantalizing tale of kiwi's encounter with the grape armada. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Suddenly, the show’s rotten tomatoes rating dropped from 93% to 6% for no valid reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Fortunately, despite the terrible rating the show was still wildly successful, causing a 638.93% increase in subscribers to Laser tv, the streaming service it was aired on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 9 hours ago, Nameless said: Nameless appeared to Rym and told him that the sword he was holding was rather dangerous. "I'd assumed as much," Rym said. "Can you tell me the properties of this metal, and exactly why it's dangerous?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said: "I'd assumed as much," Rym said. "Can you tell me the properties of this metal, and exactly why it's dangerous?" Well, to put it simply, Mordite kills stuff. In it's purified form, it can kill anything, including immortals, Narrators, and even the Witherlord himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 9 minutes ago, Nameless said: Well, to put it simply, Mordite kills stuff. In it's purified form, it can kill anything, including immortals, Narrators, and even the Witherlord himself. "Hm. Do you know of anyone who could re-forge it for me?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Just now, The Bookwyrm said: "Hm. Do you know of anyone who could re-forge it for me?" "Why do you need it reforged?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Meanwhile Eof came into the possition of extra ordinary wizard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 This was all part of his master plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 And part of that plan was for him to become extra ordinary. So that all would know that his first two initials E.O. were Extra Ordinary. No-one(non-personified) knew what the F stood for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Except for his wife, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Esmerelda was in on his plan, it was why she had married him in the first place. Esmerelda is butt's sister's name, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 That and his personality, of course. I think so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Eof had a rather magnetic personality, literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 (edited) 13 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said: Lana let out a long exhale, then wrapped her arms around Calano. "I'm so sorry Calano. I think they always regretted not having you in their lives." She pulled him tight. Calano, not used to physical touch, flinched. He then realized that he had gone so long in the Unseen Plane he had forgotten what a hug felt like. And everything he had been bottling up for the past several years, all the anger, hate, frustration, sadness, all of it came rushing out as he sobbed into Lana's shoulder. such angst Edited August 19, 2022 by CalanoCorvus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 40 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said: Calano, not used to physical touch, flinched. He then realized that he had gone so long in the Unseen Plane he had forgotten what a hug felt like. And everything he had been bottling up for the past several years, all the anger, hate, frustration, sadness, all of it came rushing out as he sobbed into Lana's shoulder. such angst Lana held him there, trying to pack as much comfort and love into the embrace as she could. "I'm here," she whispered. They stood like that for what seemed like an eternity, them together in solidarity, a team that could struggle through anything. facts tho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Nameless said: "Why do you need it reforged?" "I'd like the sword to fit my personal preferences for fighting a little better. And I'm not sure if I want Abomination's mark on the blade." As a side note, Rym though it was interesting that three different stories were being narrated at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 17 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said: Lana held him there, trying to pack as much comfort and love into the embrace as she could. "I'm here," she whispered. They stood like that for what seemed like an eternity, them together in solidarity, a team that could struggle through anything. facts tho The feathers turned a melancholy shade of deep blue, but blessedly stayed silent throughout Calano's... episode. Eventually, the sobs subsided into ragged breathing, and Calano released Lana from the hug. "Well," Calano said hoarsely, "We can do this the easy way or the fun way. Which way would you prefer?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 15 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said: The feathers turned a melancholy shade of deep blue, but blessedly stayed silent throughout Calano's... episode. Eventually, the sobs subsided into ragged breathing, and Calano released Lana from the hug. "Well," Calano said hoarsely, "We can do this the easy way or the fun way. Which way would you prefer?" "You're asking me?" Lana cracked a smile. "I already know which one you want to do. The fun way!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said: "You're asking me?" Lana cracked a smile. "I already know which one you want to do. The fun way!" "Well, we're about to Narrate." Calano waved his hands, and the Unseen Plane retreated over the horizon, replaced by the green grass of the world Calano created, in a time that seemed so long ago. Calano plucked a Blaisy from the ground, a small black flower, and gave it to Lana. "It's good to see you," He said, smiling softly. "Now, we're going to use an... unorthodox method to contact your friend. What's their name?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 39 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: "I'd like the sword to fit my personal preferences for fighting a little better. And I'm not sure if I want Abomination's mark on the blade." As a side note, Rym though it was interesting that three different stories were being narrated at the same time. "Hm. Working with Mordite is dangerous, but I know a guy who can do it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 It was Hunter who had become a blacksmith in his advancing years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 13 hours ago, Nameless said: "No thank you. Some weapons would be nice." Nowhere nodded, "Alright, I have two forcefield swords, seven aluminum beskar alloy shields and a bunch of other stuff you may want." 53 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: "I'd like the sword to fit my personal preferences for fighting a little better. And I'm not sure if I want Abomination's mark on the blade." As a side note, Rym though it was interesting that three different stories were being narrated at the same time. Mythos smiled, "I think I'm starting to like you." Rym was correct, several stories were being narrated at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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