The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Darkstalker baked a batch of cookies by roasting the dough, and using a level of fitness and skill only gained through many lifetimes he roasted them to perfection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Someone else nodded appreciatively, then handed Darkstalker one of his cookies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) A small mammal called Noot appeared and gobbled up Darkstalker's cookies before anyone could eat them. "I will eat all the cookies!" it cried in its strange Noot language Edited August 22, 2022 by Ranryu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Everyone screamed in terror and fled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Mysterious X Glared at Noot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 (This reaction stemmed from the fact that 'I will eat all the cookies' in the Noot language sounds exactly like 'I will eat everyone' in English, Rosharan, and the Old Tongue.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Spook started building a school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 It was a school that taught people how to insult Nameless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 It was quite successful so far, with about a million students. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 And a graduation rate of zero, as the final exam involved actually insulting Nameless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Nameless was one of those students. Samanth, the admissions officer, had enrolled him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 He failed, unfortunately, as he was unable to attend the final exam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 But given that the final exam required him to be there, everyone else failed as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Confusion reigned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 And Spook got tons of insulting letters from angry parents who wanted their money back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Darkstalker got lots of letters telling him to burn down a school. "Hmm, should I listen to them?" He asked the nearby narrators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Nameless was firmly against it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, CalanoCorvus said: Calano furrowed his brow. One of his Crolings fluttered onto his head and cocked his head. It chirped once. "Depends on the object. Do you have something broken?" The stranger gently placed a small bundle on the ground in front of them. It appeared to be… an engine, of some sorts. There was a cracked engine block with a completely shattered camshaft, several detached pistons and a broken drivetrain connector. “Fixable?” The stranger asked. “Burns diesel.” Edited August 22, 2022 by Landing Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 8 minutes ago, Nameless said: Nameless was firmly against it. Darkstalker listened to Nameless and watched as the school was mobbed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Just now, The Wandering Wizard said: Darkstalker listened to Nameless and watched as the school was mobbed. Thousands of parents ripped the school apart stone by stone, leaving nothing behind that could be sold on Ebay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Except for Spook, they put him up for sale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 He sold for 999,999 dollars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) Somebody was ninjad. Edited August 22, 2022 by Landing Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 This started another arc against the ninjas once again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) The war quickly claimed Nameless as well. Edited August 22, 2022 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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