Ranryu she/her Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Noot enslaved Eof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Narrators really sold be more careful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 It was a terrible crime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 But it was all part of Eof's plan. Noot thought he was the enslaver, but by coming into close contact with Eof, he became the enslaved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Upon learning this, Noot didn't care. All he wanted was cookies, no matter the price. Narrators made excellent cookies. Especially @That1Cellist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Of course, the best cookie-maker in the whole thread was not Cellist. It was, in fact, someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 But the Cellist wanted to make the best cookies, so he set out to find the one who was better than him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Noot realized that he had made a grammar error in his monolouge. Narrators could be made into excellent cookies. Especially the Cellist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Noot was promptly slapped by Reality who had said no more torturing Cellist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Noot sadly obeyed, despite being the shard Goldfish and being more powerful than basically anything, no matter what Eof said. After all, it was important to try a variety of cookies. Perhaps some shiny metal cookies next? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 (edited) The fact was Eof didn't care about the goldfish shard. It was so far beneath him that he pretended to think it was similar in power level to him only so that Eof could amuse himself. Edited October 2, 2022 by That1Cellist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 "Did you really destroy the universe again while I was gone?" Bookwyrm said to no one in particular as he materialized on a random planet that had formed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 "No idea. I also just got back." Cellist replied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 9 minutes ago, That1Cellist said: The fact was Eof didn't care about the goldfish shard. It was so far beneath him that he pretended to think it was similar in power level to him only so that Eof could amuse himself. And Noot didn't care that Eof didn't care because ultimate power was unapealing. The Goldfish shard was a wise shard, and Noot knew that all he needed was cookies and the occasional revenge attack. No- wait. Make that cookies and violence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 The problem was, manipulating the Goldfish shard into thinking this was part of Eof's plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 And of course, he had to make sure the pop tarts stayed within their realm, lest they unleash memes on the world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 The solution was, Noot literally didn't care. Suddenly, pineapples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Eof disintegrated them, realizing his masterful manipulation of Noot had gone farther than he realized. However, that wouldn't change any of Eof's plotting. He was quite proud his scheming was going so well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Bookwyrm was sad because he had wanted to eat those pineapples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 (edited) "It's okay! I saved a few. Here you go!" The Cellist rushed over to The Bookwyrm, administering the remaining pineapples. Edited October 2, 2022 by That1Cellist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Noot made pineapple cookies. They were disapointing, so he trapped the Cellist in a narrator-proof cage with them for seven years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Seven years passed in about one second. Give or take π zeptoseconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 (edited) Those years passed in the span of less than one comment, or, one comment exactly, due to ninjas. Edited October 2, 2022 by That1Cellist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 The ninjas unleashed a vicious attack on the denizens of the realm. ...And by the realm I mean there's now a country just called "The Realm". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 That realm was made mostly of marzipan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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