NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 Anyway, Dennis set out to steal the trainees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 The universe misread this as Dennis sent the cat to steal the trainees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 So the Hierarchy of Jane got 26 recruits instead of 13. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 No, wait…they got 27! The last one was in the back with Dennis’s cat, learning to pitifully say “help me! I’m being repressed!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 Meanwhile, the Council of Bobs was planning something. Something big... something... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 Something that involved a tin can, 3 mismatched socks, and 199.3 swords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 They were planning a war on evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 But Evil was just a poor lad from a poor family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 With an army whose numbers were greater than the average population of a planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 It was the smallest army every made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 The average population of a planet is rather small, especially in TLT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 All the dead planets whose populations had been wiped out by a plague or withergeist army tended to throw off the averages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 As well as the ones wiped out by the whimsy of Narrators. And the ones that had never been inhabited to begin with. Actually, for legal reasons, the average planet population in TLT is around -23.3253564573457878664. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 Which meant that Evil's army had glitched the system and gotten infinite numbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 Still was the smallest army by far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 Especially when compared to the army of the Ghanderflaffle Empire, which was rising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 It didn't help that Evil's soldiers were spouting all of the math that they had learnt from the infinite numbers they had gotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 The war would be quick, then, but Evil still needed to be defeated, and the Council of Bob was the only one who could do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 As was quickly becoming tradition, the Council of Bob both defeated and de-feeted Evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 This angered the Hierarchy of Jane immensely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 They decided it was time to engage the Council of Bob directly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 So they filed a complaint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 A very long complaint, with lots of signatures at the bottom. It was also in times new Roman font, size 12, with double spacing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 They also changed the formatting, just to annoy the Bobs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 This was suitably annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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