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6 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

A hooded figure walked in and the room grew dark and gloomy. It wasn't apparent how he had entered. His face seemed to bleed off black mist. His voice was quiet and hissing. "Greeting once-adventurers. I am the end of your noble quest. But first I have a message for you."

"You have the spear?" Nogard asked hopefully.

5 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

The hooded figure threw a knife, with visible skill and precision at Shoe, straight at the heart. 

Nogard jumped. "I'm listening, I'm listening!" he yelped.

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6 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe threw up his arm, which had a metal guard on it. The knife glanced off the metal and landed on the floor a small distance away.

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once-Author yelped. "NO NEED FOR THAT!"

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"You have the spear?" Nogard asked hopefully.

Nogard jumped. "I'm listening, I'm listening!" he yelped.

The hooded figure chuckled. The he disappeared. the roof of the room begam moving downwards slowly, soon to crush them. Woe was still asleep.

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8 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

The hooded figure chuckled. The he disappeared. the roof of the room begam moving downwards slowly, soon to crush them. Woe was still asleep.

“Anyone seen Star Wars? This feels like that. A LOT like that.”

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"Wait, but what was the message?" Nogard asked belatedly. 

14 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

The hooded figure chuckled. The he disappeared. the roof of the room begam moving downwards slowly, soon to crush them. Woe was still asleep.

"Uh," said Nogard. "Uh oh. I... anybody got an idea?"

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5 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Wait, but what was the message?" Nogard asked belatedly. 

Shoe gave him a look and pointed at the knife.

5 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Uh," said Nogard. "Uh oh. I... anybody got an idea?"

Shoe shrugged and kicked Woe more aggressively.

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1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Well that's no good.

A small glass marble fell out of Shoe's pocket and rolled just beyond his reach.

Ah!

He tried to mime to Nogard to smash the marble.

Nogard squinted. "Hit the floor? Wait, no, I get it!"

He brought his fist down on the marble, then yelped. The marble bumped against Shoe's shoe as Nogard wrung his hand in pain.

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Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard squinted. "Hit the floor? Wait, no, I get it!"

He brought his fist down on the marble, then yelped. The marble bumped against Shoe's shoe as Nogard wrung his hand in pain.

Shoe signed exasperatingly.

He stomped on the marble with his foot, shattering it.

There was a bright blue flash-

-and suddenly Shoe and Nogard were in a completely black room.

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1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe signed exasperatingly.

He stomped on the marble with his foot, shattering it.

There was a bright blue flash-

-and suddenly Shoe and Nogard were in a completely black room.

Nogard looked around. "Er... do you know where this is?"

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5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe gave him a blank stare.

Honestly, why did people always expect him to say something?

"... Well, thank you anyways," Nogard replied. "Glad to not die. Always a bonus in my book."

He glanced around the room. "So, is this your place, or...? Well, I suppose you can't answer me. Uh, nod or shake your head, I guess?"

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Shoe slowly turned around.

Behind him lay a huge, reptilian beast easily twenty feet tall; thankfully, it seemed to be sleeping. Unfortunately, that meant that it was still twenty feet high while it was sleeping. They did not want to wake that thing up.

Shoe frantically motioned for Nogard to be quiet.

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