Lunamor she/her Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Lordly was the name of the leader of the ducks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Lordly the duck wasn't actually very lordly, but he thought he was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Darkness covered the land, bleeding blackness because boingy boys bounce by bananas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) The terribly tragic thoughts thoroughly thrashed the target twisted and twined by the tail tellers tongues. Suddenly a sound started screeching, stretching the strength of society's steadfastness. They solemnly sought to seek the source of the sorrowful sound. Then the darkness drugged up a doom dastardly and destructive. This harrowingly haughty horror happily harangued horrified humanity with his hijinks. Determined, they decided to destroy the demon, dashing his designs and dragging his distinction down. Dumbly, they didn't deal directly with the demon, deeming his desire diminished and not dire. Their rashness rose to really ridicule their erroneous rest. Then a preposterously pernicious phoenix pounced on the prince, as prophesied by Philip the first. With great guilt, they grew to regret the goal of getting good on their grievance. Then the fierce and fiery fiend found first the fat Fredric feasting on food from far and found. The ferocious fowl flew forward, fixed on flexing his fine features. And with that, the dark demon devoured the duke. Edited February 7, 2019 by TheVillageIdiot 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 In a surprising plot twist, Narrator Le Sigh revealed that the entire time the dark demon was actually... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Dave. Dave the Light Demon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) The Lightness and Darkness canceled each other out, so Butt was able to declare Dave irrelevant and become the center of the story once again. Edited February 7, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Dave laughed evilly as he simultaneously faked his death while inhabitting Butt's mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 However, he acted exactly like Butt from that point onwards, so that was irrelevant to the story. You guys. I have been posting on this thread so much that when I try and post on another thread, I automatically bold it without thinking. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Except that every time Butt mentioned the word 'potato', Dave made Butt jump in the air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Because it reminded him of his mother-in-law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 And because Dave was evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Dave is my father. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 One day, Dave died while dipping drugs with dandy deer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Buffalo bings. Wait... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Wait is also my father. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 What about Joe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Joe was killed during the chaos of the Canadian-Venezuelan war. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 His slayer was one of the Voidapple children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 He was slayed for insulting waffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Insulting Waffles was also @BitBitio father. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 BitBitio's paternal past was tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said: BitBitio's paternal past was tragic. As was his non-paternal past. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 BitBitio was a special case as he had both a dad/s and no dad/s at the same time. Unfortunately for Bit, his personal multiverses kept bleeding into each other so his whole life was simultaneously new and redundant at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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