Jaywalk he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 There was just one problem. Sel rhymed with Kel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Perdition he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Also he didn't have anywhere to put the Dor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 So he went and bought a Dorframe. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 And started a campaign to change the name Sel to Sol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Then he realized there were far more puns to be made with Sel, so he stopped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Then he realized that that was a bad idea and started again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Once that was completed, he began his plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 So he threw the cheese into Elantris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Perdition he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 But he forgot that raccoons are allergic to cheese! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 He didn’t find this out, however, until they started to eat it and began to... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Transform into... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Perdition he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Giant Potato Monsters! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 That ate themselves because they were delicious mashed potatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Everyone was disgusted at the lack of gravy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 But they were pre-buttered, so it wasn't as bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Except for the fact that they were full of Aviar worms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 The parents of all the children of Elantris told them not to eat any strange potatoes they find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Kell was very disappointed that his plan failed, so he decided to do the same thing once again but with an animal that isn’t allergic to cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 So with dic dics! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 The dic dics were not allergic to cheese. But they were allergic to Kelsier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 So Kelsier instead had someone else gather them for him. That person is: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Present Tense, nicknamed PT. PT has a special ability. Whenever someone refers to him, they use the present tense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Donald Trump. Ninja'd?! How dare thee! Anyways, because the children were told to not eat the worms, the children are told to eat Present Tense instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 PT gathers the dic dics and brings them to the city where Kelsier has already released the cheese. PT is then surrounded by children. Shh don't make fun of my grammar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Worms being a large part of the children’s diet, they were very hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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