+Doomstick he/him Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Someone was scared though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Luckily, that someone wasn't needed. Someone else would be willing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 I don’t mind black licorice, actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 (edited) "Looks like I missed the party." BoS started massacring the thread. Edited March 5, 2020 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Ghanderflaffle offered BoS a gummy bear as a welcome back gift. It was 2 pounds, green, and trying to bite her as she held it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 She decapitated it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 14 hours ago, FatherTiempo said: "We might not be able to eat all of our enemies." FT said, raising his Narration Blade, gesturing at the black gunk, "But there's something we can eat. No one likes black licorice. It tastes medicinal, it clumps like matted fur, and nothing edible should be that black. No one likes black licorice, except for me." FT turned back to the assembled Narrators, fighting back the tears. "Fight the sugar, and stand firm. Eat your fruits and vegetables kids!" And with that heroic statement, FT dismissed his blade, leaped forward, mouth wide, into the writhing mass of licorice. "FT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Nameless charged towards the writhing mass of licorice covering FT. But he was too late. As he ate the licorice, FT felt a presence enter his mind. "You should have listened to your fellow narrator little child." It boomed. FT could only watch in horror as he stood, then attacked his fellow narrators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 4 hours ago, xinoehp512 said: "I am Jacob," said Jacob. "The Secretary." Why did this sound so epic in my head? 35 minutes ago, Nameless said: "FT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Nameless charged towards the writhing mass of licorice covering FT. But he was too late. As he ate the licorice, FT felt a presence enter his mind. "You should have listened to your fellow narrator little child." It boomed. FT could only watch in horror as he stood, then attacked his fellow narrators. Nebula poked FT in the eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 "If Jacob is the secretary, can I be the dictator?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 KGC is the dictator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 KGC who liked KFC was promptly overthrown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 KGC stayed and watched in the back, plotting her revenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 (edited) Until she was banished to Mexico and then assassinated. Edited March 5, 2020 by BringerofShadows Did anyone get the Trotsky reference? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 The South African government didn’t appreciate that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 But why would they care? KGC was banished to Mexico, not South Africa. BoS resumed her reign of terror across the land. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Until a random hippie overthrew him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 22 hours ago, Nameless said: "I am this thread's self-proclaimed plot scientist. I am currently studying how to create plot successfully." Nameless looked down at a clipboard, which he had narrated into his hand. "My current experiment has shown that creating plot out of the randomness of the thread is far more effective than forcing it into existence. Jacob's pen quivered on its own, pointing to a note he'd taken earlier. "Ah," he said appraisingly. "Interesting." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, The Face of Daiseri said: Until a random hippie overthrew him Him was the ruler in South Africa. BoS was still in charge of the thread as its official dictator. "Is Jacob a therapist in disguise?!" Edited March 5, 2020 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 TVG laughed. Star tried that before, sweetie. Look what happened to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 "I can't. What happened to her?" Do I know whose saying this? No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Well, she was insane and suicidal when she tried. Why did she do it? Because she wanted to die and she knew she would lose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 But that was irrelevant. The Breadmunk was rising as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo he/him Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Nameless said: "FT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Nameless charged towards the writhing mass of licorice covering FT. But he was too late. As he ate the licorice, FT felt a presence enter his mind. "You should have listened to your fellow narrator little child." It boomed. FT could only watch in horror as he stood, then attacked his fellow narrators. FT, reached deep inside his Narratory powers. He stood before the helpless heroes and grinned. He reached deep and pulled out a pen and paper. Then he wrote a thirty page essay with very strongly worded comments on Truthless's lack of taste in capes. FT screamed in his mind. It was so wrong, but-- FT strained his will and... And... And... And... And... And... He took a bite of licorice. He would need sustenance to write such a stinging thesis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Jacob sat back to watch the show, nibbling on a bit of licorice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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