Kidpen he/him Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Then he had to have Argent bless him with the almighty salt blessing. I considered pinging Argent, but I don't think he cares about this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Argent may or may not have blessed him with salt, as Times ran in and out the salt lick right quick. I'll be honest, I can't imagine Argent would care all that much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Argent didn't care, so Times had nothing to salt themself with. So they visited the Nightwatcher's little sister Aiightwatcher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 She would grant you a bane, then give you a boon to go with that bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 But you could only recieve them if you asked for the bane in Yoda-speak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Times asked her, "Breadmunks, I have may?" Times did not know Yoda-speak well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 So, Aiightwatcher, not completely satisfied, yet oddly bereft with compassion, decided to grant Times a half a bane with a quarter boon and a twist of bane boon on a plate of boon bane's bane. This was not to be confused with bane boon bane's bane boon boons, which was the ultimate Blessing of the Aiightwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 The nightwatcher saw this and began to feel a jeolousy/rivalry for the aiightwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 So the Nightwatcher decided to grant Times on addition to a half a bane with a quarter boon and a twist of bane boon on a plate of boon bane's bane; he would also get a boon boonie bane bane with an extra special bane's boon. Times was estatic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 But he let the power go to his head, and decided to become the "Watchwatcher" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Obviously, his role in the universe was to play lacrosse with fairies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 The original breadmunks, hybrids between bread and chipmunks, watched in amusement as hordes upon hordes of exploding rodents assaulted Newcago which was under the rule of a re-born steelheart. You can just ignore this if you want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 This version of Steelheart also had the powers to control ice and to summon little overly optimistic snowmen. She was: Queen Elsa Steelheart. No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 (edited) The rodents were reborn repeatedly from their explodey demise to assault Newcao again. Okay then. Edited September 15, 2018 by DarthWoodrack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Watchwatcher traveled to Newcago with his travelling lacrosse fairy team to start an international league. Unfortunately, his head coach fell in love with an exploding rodent who was Queen Elsa's consort. She sent a board of the optimistic snowman to cheer him on to his death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Yet against all logical reasoning, it actually worked. The Shard of Logic had arrived. And he was furious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Because he realized that Timbre = Eshonai. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Pffffwhhhffhhfhfufguh! Minds were blown all throughout the cosmere. Butt's head blew off and came back down on his neck backwards; that's how severe his shock was! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Then the breadmunks ran over and put his on right and fixed him right up. The chipmunk variety, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Well they thought they affixed his head on proper, but they being part chipmunk and bread weren't the brightest. Butt's head ended up on his back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Actually, they were very bright, but Butt simply couldn’t recognize the brilliance of what they had done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Logic spanked Butt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Butt noodled Logic in retaliation as that was the most illogical response he could think of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Logic did something unlogical I know it's illogical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 He (Logic) started to bounce everywhere in a mad frenzy while doing a keg stand and repeatedly stuffing Butt into red solo cups. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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