Rebecca she/her Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Darkness_ said: Why are we talking in bold Well, we’re trying to make this the longest thread ever, and writing a random story was our excuse to make this thread in the first place. Things in bold are part of the story, and things not bolded aren’t. If you’re interested in helping us add to this thread, be warned that our story makes absolutely no sense most of the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Ranger Will decides to band together with his buddy-buddy group of friends and kill a ravaging chasmfiend boar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 The chasmfiend raged at being strikethroughed and rose out of the realm of cover-ups, intent on devouring the buddy-buddy group of friends, Ranger Will, and the ravaging boar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 What happened to Butt venture? I havn't been keeping up with the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Everything happens to Butt Venture. Because everything happens on this thread. He may have disappeared for now, but he will doubtlessly return sooner or later. Unfortunately... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Uh, I’m not sure. Someone will bring him back into the story eventually though. Will, Halt, and Horace fearlessly fought the enormous foreign beast, but to no avail. Their bows and sword were not the kind made to fight such monstrosities. “What ever shall we do!?!” They cried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 "Never fear, Butt is here!" screamed Butt. There. He's back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Then a thermonuke hit him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 But before the nuke hit him, Uncle Brandy stepped in and stopped it with his mad sqylz, and chucked it back at whoever sent it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 You know, I just had this feeling that a thermonuke was going to come up again really soon. Lo and behold. Butt had never known he had an Uncle Brandy, but he was grateful for his inebriated relative's aid in chucking the thermonuke back to Narrator Ark1002. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) Just to note, Uncle brandy isn't actually anyone's uncle. I just named him that on page 2. Brandy proceeded to make Butt the butt of his jokes again, and Butt remembered why he hated Uncle Brandy so much. Edited September 24, 2018 by MacThorstenson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 And thus began the recurring cycle of this thread. Brandy had a plan up his sleeve, a plan that involved putting Butt at the butt of every joke. About butts or otherwise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) But Butt butted into Brandy who was making Butt the butt of his Butt butt jokes. Edited September 24, 2018 by Kidpen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 They were very buttery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Except they were very buttermilky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteshado he/him Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Butt that was irrelevant. Butt harnessed the his power and made the Thermonuke become irrelevant as well and simply disappear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Then they realized that 'irrelevant' was incorrect grammar. The correct word is 'unrelevant'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteshado he/him Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 They realized they were morons again, per usual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Then they realized that they were stuck in a time loop and had to work together to get out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Butt butt couldn’t work with uncle brandy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer he/him Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Then they realized that they were stuck in a time loop and had to work together to get out. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Butt butt couldn't work with uncle brandy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 They got out of the time loop. How they did was irrelevant. It involved ghanderflaffles though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Exactly 25 of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 The last 25 surviving ghanderflaffles after the multiple destructions of the universe. They were practically things of legend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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