Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 But the price for them was high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 It was $99.99 plus tax. The tax in this system, however, was one soul. Preferably yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 And so, the Lightning Goddess consulted her many jars of preserved souls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Maybe the thunder deity's? she mused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 She ended up using the soul of a poor character from the Fairytale Woods, who's happy ending she had stolen mercilessly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said: She ended up using the soul of a poor character from the Fairytale Woods, who's happy ending she had stolen mercilessly. *whose It was quite sad, but there was no way to return the soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Still, the character's prince charming sought revenge! Which was rather entertaining considering he was now in his 80's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 He came limping over the hill. "Finally... I... have... found... you..." he wheezed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 He was promptly electrocuted back to the old folk's home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 And Ruby dug through her pockets to get $99.99. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 But just before Prince Charming died, he uttered a curse! A curse that would last 'til the end of time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 "Storm you! Hunk of crem!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 And with his last breath, the Lightning Goddess turned into a literal hunk of crem. The shady man with a hekka ton of hairdryers said, "Wow. If I had a nickle for every time one of my customers turned into a hunk of crem, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 “I understood that reference,” Captain America said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said: And with his last breath, the Lightning Goddess turned into a literal hunk of crem. The shady man with a hekka ton of hairdryers said, "Wow. If I had a nickle for every time one of my customers turned into a hunk of crem, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" "Yeah, that's really weird." Treble nodded thoughtfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 And so, our story shifts to Jeff, that odd and intriguing hairdryer peddler. Years ago, he'd wanted to be a movie star. But things hadn't gone quite the way he'd wanted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 "This is a great career for me! Except... my mom and sister both really need a new hairdryer." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 He went to the store, not knowing that by venturing to the dryer-isle, his life was about to change forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 As he grabbed two hair dryers, he was confronted by a shady-looking character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 It was Mike, the friendly Walmart employee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Mike's hair was styled so wildly that it cast shade over his entire face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 But you had to give the kid credit, he was a brave one for wearing his hair that way. It was distinctive, bold, original. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 “Hey random person! How would you like to become my business partner and sell hair dryers?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Strangely magnetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 A ninja put chloroform to Mike’s face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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