Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 And Jeff watched it all go down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Wow. Mike passed out after they shook hands to become business partners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 But the hair dryer empire was his to co-command! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 So he did what all hair dryer tycoons do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Forced a perpetual rain to fall so that all would be in need of his products. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Many disregarded the rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 It had a rather large effect on the ecosystem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 So the plants could not disregard it. Instead, they evolved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Wildly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 They became almost sentient. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 And so, people killed those almost sentient plants, resulting in almost discernible screams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Gradually, the plants evolved sapience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 And the only thing that could stop them from taking over the world were hairdryers. Jeff had war flashbacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 With a heavy heart, he brought out the heavy artillery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 *hairdryer sounds* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 *louder hairdryer sounds* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 It was a massacre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Historians would speak of it in hushed tones for ages to come. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Which was very problematic at historian debates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Because they would always wonder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Where they had gotten the electricity to power those hair dryers. And they could not talk about it because it's rather hard to converse in hushed tones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Any poor child who asked their mommy where they got their electricity got a cloth of chloroform to the face and was shipped away to someplace... special. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Where they learned all about quantum mechanics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 (edited) And were brainwashed. Edited October 26, 2020 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 With Mr. Green's Brain Soap™. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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