xinoehp512 he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 The more tears he shed, the more delicious the soup became. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 But they started to run out of sad movies. So he became sad because he did not have anything to cry about to make his soup taste good. But that kind of solved the problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 Eventually, however, his soul became calloused from constant sadness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 The soup, which was tied to his soul, became calloused as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 Making it even more delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 it was a very thick soup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 But it had the unintended side effect of causing the consumer to cry as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 Most consumers found this effect worth it, but the ones that didn't sued the chef. Which made him cry harder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 it was made with giant shallots 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 Then the chef retired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 There was only one thing that could prevent the soup from becoming dishwater, following his departure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 The blood of innocents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 In short, a new collection of souls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 made into meringues 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 made into pies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 Pies of Doom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 Soul meringue pies of doom. The most logical remedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 It didn't stop the Ghanderflaffle empire from falling, however. No matter how powerful a nation is, civil war still hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 Truthless paused to think for a moment. How cool would it be to have a TV show of TLT where everything happened exactly as typed... Upon ending this thought, Truthless made the civil war more civil. Now, instead of firing bullets, ghanderflaffles fired off string of poetry to insult each other. Winners won the battle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 But one side sook to undermine this articulate duel of art, turning to the arts of deception and treachery, emplacing a poison in their foe's drinks. This nefarious scheme was truly effective: their enemies voices were silenced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 All except for one, which could be faintly heard shouting "you suck!" at them. The God of Words pointed out that "sook" is not a word, and "sought" was the correct word to be used. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 19 minutes ago, Doomstick said: The God of Words pointed out that "sook" is not a word, and "sought" was the correct word to be used. The god of words was pointedly ignored, as words were whatever people agreed them to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 The God of Words had power over Canon though, and made it so that the previous post was not Canon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 X advocated for proper grammar in most cases, but was willing to let the occasional thing slide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 Truthless shot a cannon at the canon of the god of words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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