NameIess Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 He missed and hit the god of words instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 His canon sought to avenge him. It headed for Truthless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mist she/her Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 It narrowly missed him, then looped around again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 Truthless desperately dodged out of the way. It looked like that canon wanted to make him an armadillo-alligator hybrid, of all things... Truthless waited for it to swing around again. This time, he was ready. Right when the canon was about to crash into him, Truthless held out a mirror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 Surprisingly enough, it pulled out it's own mirror, causing the world to rupture into an interdimensional wormhole, not unsimilar to trying to divide by zero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat he/him Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 But wait, what was that noise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla-son-son-Ventyl Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 Cows? It seemed the ripping of the universe awaking the Ancient MOOnster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 It looked like mr. stay puff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 Combined with godzilla. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 The MOOnster roared with a sound that sounded like... a moo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mist she/her Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 An Extremely Loud Moo. It ruptured eardrums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 This greatly displeased percussion players. They therefore declared war on the MOOnster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 They felt like the MOOnster was trying to take over their turf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 The war was planned to take place in December. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 So they participated in mookla season 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 They all named themselves after traits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 Most of them were related to reading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 The general called itself Ookla the Speedreader. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 Ironically, it was actually rather slow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 But it still regaled people with tales about how "fast" he had read The Emperors Soul. (That was the only Brandon Sanderson book he had ever read, the others were too long). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 But that was irrelevant, because Frankie the happy golf ball was 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 Unhappy. this narrative disonance sent cracks in reality echoing throughout the universe, causing a effect not unlike... a rainstorm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 But it rained cotton candy, as Frankie's unhappiness was still happier than any living being could ever be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 The narrative tension grew, and the cotton candy began falling more heavily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 the oceans were almost saturated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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