NameIess Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 (Not really) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 And then a thermonuke hit him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 And the Mcdonalds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Somehow, it fixed the ice cream machine for Joe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Or at least the ice cream machine was the only part of the store that survived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 And Joe was happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Until he realized that the icecream had evaporated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 He sighed and slumped his shoulders. At least maybe he could get some soda from the trashed soda machine in the corner... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 It exploded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Spaghetti flew everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Which was strange, considering it was a soda machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 It was depressed spaghetti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 It had been stuck inside the soda machine for the past 500 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 If one listened to it, all one heard was AWOIJXZ.,/MRIOJCXVZMLK/REWOIUVDSJLKREAOI;JFMLKEWLKEFWLIVSL/KMSDLIMLFEWOIJSDFMKLM/LKSDIO'J/LKMCX/LKM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 But it was actually the wisest philosopher that had ever lived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 In areas of cynicism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 And also fatalism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 And negativism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 It decided it would grant Joe one wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 So Joe wished for the cure to cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 It gave him something that would completely and utterly obliterate all Cancers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortals Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 “Death” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 But since death was coming for them all anyways, nothing actually changed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Death looked up, but realized someone was talking about it's brother, so went back to cuddling puppies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 *[sic] Kittens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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