Mortals Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 “How many posts are there on every page?” Asked a mysterious voice from nowhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 X explained that there were 25. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Meanwhile, Nameless finally hit the ground with a dramatic superhero landing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 (edited) Knight punched some numbers in his calculator and guessed they were 98 pages from page 1500, so he posted to take that number down to 97. Edited October 2, 2021 by Knight of Iron Nameless posted and it ruined my numbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Nameless laughed maniacally and brought the number down to 96. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 X wondered how quickly that could be accomplished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Knight shrugged, and wondered if there was someone they could consult with on the answer to the question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Nameless pulled out a time machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Knight pulled out a pen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Nameless smashed the time machine, turned it into an oven, and made a fortune cookie in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Knight proffers the pen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Nameless closed his eyes and scribbled randomly on a small piece of paper, then placed the paper into the fortune cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 "Do we open it?" Knight asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Nameless stared at him, aghast. "Of course not! We have to find a small child and let him open it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 "Can I just conjure one?" Knight asked, then conjured a three-year-old little boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Nameless sighed and handed the fortune cookie to the child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 The kid grabbed it and cracked it in half. The paper fell to the floor, and the kid stuffed the cookie in his mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Nameless picked up the fortune cookie. "It says 'soonish'. There's your answer." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Knight nodded, then looked around. The Berries and Cream police were, unfortunately, surrounding them with nearly three hundred police cars. They still wanted to kill them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Nameless ripped the door off of a fallen car. "I'll take the guys on the left" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Knight snapped off the windshield wipers, and dual-wielded them. "I suppose I'll take the right." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Three hours later, The Berries and Cream police were soundly defeated, and the thread had barely increased in length. "Did we just skip the whole fight scene? Come on, that was such a cool moment!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 "How did that happen?" Knight complained. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 "I have no idea, but it skipped the coolest moment of my life. I still can't believe I hit that trickshot." Nameless sighed and dropped his rocket launcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Knight responded with a wise musing, something about irony and the nature of TLT existence, but as soon as it was said it was erased from everyone's minds forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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