Voidspawn he/him Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 But the cupcakes were safe with the Fellowship. While Nameless might have stopped, the cupcakes worked tirelessly to destroy him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 Meanwhile, Nameless had entered into heated negotiations with the inter-dimensional society of cupcake bakers regarding their ridiculous recipe requirements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 They refused to budge. Forty six cups of flour, one milligram of sugar, three point zero zero seven two zero four eggs, and a candy cane was how they'd been making cupcake batches for generations, no, EONS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 Nameless pointed out that unless they allowed variation in the baking of cupcakes, someone would eventually decide to start making “super-cupcakes” that were basically just cupcakes with a slightly different recipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 (edited) The bakers pointed out that Nameless, without having a Name, must therefore not exist and ignored his comment altogether. Edited January 5, 2022 by Voidspawn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Nameless was foiled by this logic and decided to try a new strategy. Hiring an avatar. He put up posters around all seven of the seas, advertising the need for an avatar that had a name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Nobody answered Nameless's pleas. Except a rather hungry swordfish, who attempted to eat the flyers with a side of eggs and bacon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Nameless decided to make an avatar instead of hiring one. First he needed a name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 A piece of paper with the word, "Potato" blew by in the wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Nameless decided to name his new avatar "Moni" short for "Moniker". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 'Moniker' was killed in the first 10 seconds of existing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 A few hundred deaths gave avatars a nice sense of mortality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 But all computer-simulated things aren't mortal. They will live on for eternity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Which would be relevant if Moni was computer-simulated. Fortunately, Moni was forged by the mind of a narrator, and was thus only conditionally immortal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 But minds are but more advanced computers. There is no escaping immortality, Moni. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Nameless glared at Void, then erased Moni's memories of the conversation and continued on with his preparations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Void wouldn't be defeated so easily. He spoke the magic words ("Dormammu! I've come to bargain!") and turned back time to stop Nameless from erasing Moni's memories, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Nameless grabbed the time stone from Void, crushed it into dust, and used the dust to wipe Void from the timeline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 But (Loki Spoilers) Spoiler that made Nameless a Variant and the TVA came to arrest him and brought back Void. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Nameless ignored the so called "interdimensional time police" and finished up imbuing Moni with an unbreakable sense of mortality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 The other narrators watched this strange cognitive battle while eating popcorn that Sequence had soulcast out of potato bugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 (edited) Nameless grabbed Sequence and Moni and handcuffed them together so that Moni could get an important life lesson from a narrator besides Nameless. Edited January 6, 2022 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Sequence stared at moni, and started screaming at the top of their lungs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Robin applauded. "Very important life lesson." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 7, 2022 Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 Nameless watched apprehensively. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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