Gancho Libre he/him Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 "Hahaha!" Nobody yelled from the cave, "Now I will be the only person who can use new words!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 But who said Nobody was a person? Who did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Also, Homer did. But But Who, anthropologist extraordinaire, also did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Nobody started to spout out words all higgledy piggledy to Who Did. It was a bunch of Nonsensical Farce Words Mincing, who was coincidentally listening to the word exchange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 However, Who Did began to lose his mind. Not because Nobody knew all these words, but Nobody was also invisible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 (edited) Nobody tried to explain this to Who Did, but Who Did didn't listen to his explanations and thought it was haunted by a ghost. Edited October 29, 2018 by Sorana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Thus, Nobody turned into a ghost. Oh, I didn't mention this? Who Did Proved manipulates the universe around him based on his expectations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Nobody cursed Who Did to only speak backwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 "Nrad," Who Did grumbled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Thanos car drove by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Everyone was forced to scream THANO SCAR at the top of their lungs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Five years previously, Jim vowed he would never say the words 'Thano Scar'. However, he was forced to, so he died. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Now Jim became a ghost, who constantly whispered, "Thano Scar" in a proper spooky ghost voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Nobody asked Jim about some advice how to be a good ghost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Jim told him to warble the storms out of his voice and pick an ambiguous, yet ominous phrase to repeat over and over. Nobody chose to spookily say the phrase, "Muffin Claps." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 "Muffin Claps. Muffin Claps. Muffin Claps. Muffin Claps. Muffin Claps. Muffin Claps." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 "Thano Scar. Thano Scar. Thano Scar. Thano Scar. Thano Scar. Thano Scar." The Whole Universe heard these too phrases, till they were embedded in the Cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 And then a chalk statue of liberty ate Jim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 *facepalm* I'm losing my mind reading through this. And laughing like heck. Narrator Firerust lost his sanity and began beating away at the other narrators with salt lick sculptures of Spider-Man Noir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Soon the whole Universe was in film noir and chanting, "Mushroom Flaps. Mushroom Flaps. Mushroom Flaps." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 The universe talking broke physics, so suddenly gravity didn't work, and the earth was replaced by a giant bird with flapping mushrooms for wings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 It didn't smell very good. Everyone on Earth invested in high quality nose plugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Of course, there was no such thing after the Nose Plug War... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 So when everyone on Earth invested in them, they actually just threw money and/or investiture into the trash can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Oscar the Grouch was very happy with this new developement. He became very rich indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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