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7 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar smiled, "you forget a lot of things." Thaidakar sighed, "besides Spook had only killed Moni because you ordered Moni to kill me."

"What? Of course I didn't. That would have been stupid. Moni doesn't kill people."

7 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nobody Else and Nobody walked into the scene.

"Oh, hello there. Who are you two?"

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2 minutes ago, Rosharan Chicken said:

The Skeleton picked up PCat, much to his dismay, and placed him back on its shoulder.

Kelsier the pussy shrugged.

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"What? Of course I didn't. That would have been stupid. Moni doesn't kill people."

Thaidakar laughed and then looked at Nameless, a look of pain on his face, "I thought that too."

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Oh, hello there. Who are you two?"

Nobody said, "we are just interlopers."

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34 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless shook his head. "I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't make problems, I solve them."

"I exaggerate slightly, not all the problems are here because of narrators, but things like the Witherlord are," the Spectra said.

"This is accurate," the Anem commented in a voice that harmonized with the Spectra's, it's form a faint discoloration of swirling air. "I will go to the Derka, cousin. We must find the other three." The Anem's form vanished, and Nameless felt a gust of wind blow past.

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10 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar laughed and then looked at Nameless, a look of pain on his face, "I thought that too."

"That wasn't Moni, and it wasn't real. It was a movie, remember?"

10 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nobody said, "we are just interlopers."

"Huh. Cool. Anyways, would you like some mediocre soup?"

6 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"I exaggerate slightly, not all the problems are here because of narrators, but things like the Witherlord are," the Spectra said.

"This is accurate," the Anem commented in a voice that harmonized with the Spectra's, it's form a faint discoloration of swirling air. "I will go to the Derka, cousin. We must find the other three." The Anem's form vanished, and Nameless felt a gust of wind blow past.

"Okay, maybe we've created a few problems. Anyway, I can make you into a sword, one that could probably kill the Witherlord. I just need some time."

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Just now, Nameless said:

"That wasn't Moni, and it wasn't real. It was a movie, remember?"

Thaidakar grinned, "you do realize all of TLT is a movie right?"

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Huh. Cool. Anyways, would you like some mediocre soup?"

Nobody shook his head but Nobody Else said, "sure!"

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar grinned, "you do realize all of TLT is a movie right?"

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless laughed. "No it isn't. You're delusional if you think that."

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nobody shook his head but Nobody Else said, "sure!"

"Well too bad, because I've just ruined the soup somehow. It's now terrible soup."

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Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless laughed. "No it isn't. You're delusional if you think that."

Thaidakar smiled, "well, then how can I do this?" he raised a movie clapper and used it. suddenly the make up artists and director and consultants came on stage. 

The director said, "what is it this time?"

"Nameless doesn't believe this is a movie."

The director facepalmed, "yeah. Nameless, stop being in denial."

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Well too bad, because I've just ruined the soup somehow. It's now terrible soup."

the Nobodies blinked. Nobody said, "want some cinnamon rolls?"

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar smiled, "well, then how can I do this?" he raised a movie clapper and used it. suddenly the make up artists and director and consultants came on stage. 

The director said, "what is it this time?"

"Nameless doesn't believe this is a movie."

The director facepalmed, "yeah. Nameless, stop being in denial."

Nameless rolled his eyes. "You're a Narrator. Of course you can do that. Just like I can do this." The movie set exploded, revealing the actual TLT, a confused mess of nonsense and fun.

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

the Nobodies blinked. Nobody said, "want some cinnamon rolls?"

"No thanks, I'm on a diet." He glanced at someone else questioningly. Someone else shook his head. "Yeah, we're both good at the moment."

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Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless rolled his eyes. "You're a Narrator. Of course you can do that. Just like I can do this." The movie set exploded, revealing the actual TLT, a confused mess of nonsense and fun.

Thaidakar nodded, "true, I guess I can't prove it to you. want to play risk?"

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"No thanks, I'm on a diet." He glanced at someone else questioningly. Someone else shook his head. "Yeah, we're both good at the moment."

Nobody else sighed, "well more for me! they really are good!"

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar nodded, "true, I guess I can't prove it to you. want to play risk?"

Nameless shook his head. "I'm going to go look for Moni. I need to give something back to her."

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nobody else sighed, "well more for me! they really are good!"

"So what are your powers again?"

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Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless shook his head. "I'm going to go look for Moni. I need to give something back to her."

"mkay," Thaidakar then started counting his avatars.

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"So what are your powers again?"

"well," said Nobody, "we have flight, good cooking, chess playing, musician powers, telekinesis, etc. also I think we might have been Thaidakar's avatars at one point."

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"mkay," Thaidakar then started counting his avatars.

It appeared that three of them had starved to death. Thaidakar was always forgetting to feed them.

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"well," said Nobody, "we have flight, good cooking, chess playing, musician powers, telekinesis, etc. also I think we might have been Thaidakar's avatars at one point."

"Right. Well, you're not quite so good at cooking as my twin here. He's amazing at it."

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Just now, Nameless said:

It appeared that three of them had starved to death. Thaidakar was always forgetting to feed them.

but that was bound to happen as he had over five hundred of them.

Just now, Nameless said:

"Right. Well, you're not quite so good at cooking as my twin here. He's amazing at it."

Nobody smiled, "cooking competition maybe? just for fun though. no actual prize. we should also find an impartial judge."

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

but that was bound to happen as he had over five hundred of them.

And Thaidakar wondered why Moni didn't like him.

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nobody smiled, "cooking competition maybe? just for fun though. no actual prize. we should also find an impartial judge."

Someone else shook his head. "That wouldn't be fair."

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Just now, Nameless said:

And Thaidakar wondered why Moni didn't like him.

Thaidakar had pondered if he should release a lot of them however.

Just now, Nameless said:

Someone else shook his head. "That wouldn't be fair."

"why not?"

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar had pondered if he should release a lot of them however.

Of course, they would probably kill him if he did that.

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"why not?"

"I'm too good at cooking."

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Just now, Nameless said:

Of course, they would probably kill him if he did that.

so of course he didn't release them. 

Meanwhile Micheal, Thaidakar #2 and Lindy went on another side adventure. they had a lot of those in different timelines. they were quite good at them. Thaidakar #2 was now much more powerful and serious, he had grown out of the weird and silly phase Thaidakar #1 was still in.

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"I'm too good at cooking."

"I don't care, it would just be for fun."

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

so of course he didn't release them. 

Meanwhile Micheal, Thaidakar #2 and Lindy went on another side adventure. they had a lot of those in different timelines. they were quite good at them. Thaidakar #2 was now much more powerful and serious, he had grown out of the weird and silly phase Thaidakar #1 was still in.

Or at least he thought he had.

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"I don't care, it would just be for fun."

"Yeah, no thanks. I already beat Thaidakar anyways."

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Just now, Nameless said:

Or at least he thought he had.

but he had, he had grown a lot in the past... how long had it been? noone actually knew how much time it had been.

Just now, Nameless said:

"Yeah, no thanks. I already beat Thaidakar anyways."

"yes but so did I," said Nobody.

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

but he had, he had grown a lot in the past... how long had it been? noone actually knew how much time it had been.

No one but Nameless. It had been fifteen minutes.

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"yes but so did I," said Nobody.

"Yeah? Well you did it offscreen. besides, he let you win."

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1 minute ago, Nameless said:

No one but Nameless. It had been fifteen minutes.

well that was more time then it had been from the beginning of TLT. TLT had gone by in the course of seventeen minutes. 

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Yeah? Well you did it offscreen. besides, he let you win."

"no he didn't, I have a video of it on my phone right here." he pulled out his phone and showed Someone Else the video of Thaidakar weeping over his spilled milk.

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"no he didn't, I have a video of it on my phone right here." he pulled out his phone and showed Someone Else the video of Thaidakar weeping over his spilled milk.

"Yeah, that's edited. Besides, I already know who'd win the contest. Here, take a cinnamon roll."

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

well that was more time then it had been from the beginning of TLT. TLT had gone by in the course of seventeen minutes. 

Depending on your point of view, of course.

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