NameIess Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 But it was too late. The kittens had all exploded, revealing their true forms: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 Unfortunately, the previous post wasn't bolded, and was so non-canon. The kittens were secretly even cuter exploding kittens! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 Double-poster, who had been formed because of the occasion above, started to kill anyone named Billy, Bob or Joe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 Fortunately, an oracle warned everyone and they all changed their names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 Except for Joe Bob Billy, who didn't believe in oracles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 And also had a shotgun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 Double-poster assassinated someone named Billy Bob Joe. they had lived somewhere inaccessible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 But DP was the king of assassinations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 Meaning that he was the ruler of a nation inhabited entirely by two donkeys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 And a really good hired killer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 the hired killer was named Jimmy Buffett he loved food and was quite buff. he used food to fuel his muscles. food from unhealthy restaurants. it was an odd super power indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Nameless bonked Thaidakar on the head. "Bro, seriously? You actually made this character. How'd you forget who he was so quickly?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Thaidakar rubbed his head and frowned, "it isn't DP. I remember him. Because BookWyrm narrated that the nation was inhabited by two donkeys, you narrated, 'and a hired killer.' so DP ruled over two donkeys and a hired killer named Jimmy Buffett. doesn't that make sense?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 "No no no, I meant that DP is both the ruler of a nation inhabited by two donkeys and a really good hired killer! Not that the land was inhabited by two donkeys and a hired killer. How could you not instantly interpret my completely vague language as I intended it to be interpreted? You should go back to Narrator school." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Thaidakar blinked, "you went to school for this stuff? I read an old narrator's archives filled with archaic texts that really meant nothing." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 (edited) "Archaic texts written by a Narrator don't give any description of the proper codes of conduct! No wonder you're always annoying me!" Edited July 24, 2022 by Nameless Left out an 'a' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 "I also had a series by Professor Jones' father." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 "I didn't know she had a father, but he certainly wasn't a Narrator either. Do you even know the seven edicts of Courtesy?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 he shrugged, "I mean... I did learn a bunch of useless info on narrating in my past that I'm not gonna talk about. I tried to ignore a good load of it, but some of it stuck." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 "So you never signed the agreement of agreeableness?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 he laughed, "like you've ever been agreeable..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Nameless huffed. "Have I ever killed your avatar without a reason beyond him mildly ignoring me?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 he raised an eyebrow, "mildly ignoring you isn't a reason, besides, everyone does that at some point on TLT." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 "Sorry, you must have misheard me. I said 'annoying me'. And my point was that I haven't killed your avatar for doing it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 "You've killed mine." Wizard yells. "Though it was in a gladiator pit, so it was fair." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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