The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Medium he/they]

Calano waved his hand, and luminescent moss grew across the ground, bathing everything in gentle cyan light.

"Not necessarily."

[NameIess]

"I mean, that is light, just a different kind of light."

[Medium he/they]

"This moss grows, it flourishes, in the darkness. It produces it's own light. You're going off topic, referring to the light only."

[NameIess]

Nameless shrugged. "Well, not a bad idea for a universe. I might make my own planet here sometime."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard sighs. "Did you make yourself god again Calano?"

[Medium he/they]

"No."

[Sequence she/they]

"Yeah, he's better than a god. He's a Narrator." Everyone said, lighting a sparkler.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"That is synonymous to being a god."

[NameIess]

"Right, but you're a god too, by that definition, so you have no grounds to accuse Calano of anything."

[Sequence she/they]

Suddenly, pineapples.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And with the pineapples, MONKEYS!

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Right, but you're a god too, by that definition, so you have no grounds to accuse Calano of anything."

"I suppose so."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles started a massacre of pizza.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hoid appeared, and he objected to the pizza massacre so he slapped Death Barnacles.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles told Hoid he could have the vegan pizza.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

hoid disliked vegan pizza so he slapped Death Barnacles again.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles sent Hoid into a never ending pit with pizza carcasses covering the walls.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym, Moni, Found, and Lightseeker arrived right at this moment.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hoid cried.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Another star appeared in the sky, glowing with a strange blue light.

"I don't understand why you're doing this, Calano," Bookwyrm said. "What's wrong with light? Yes, it can be oppressive, but when you know how to use it, the world becomes so much better." 

Several more stars appeared among Nameless's.

"The reason we like darkness is because it lets us see the light clearly."

[Medium he/they]

A star appeared.

A ferocious red one.

"Darkness lets you see the light clearly yes. It lets you see the light of your own demise."

The ferocious red light grew in size until a massive ball of flames was right above their heads.

"This was my plan. The demise of everything."

[NameIess]

Nameless stared into the flames, nodding slowly. "Well, at least I'm not the one destroying the universe this time."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym drew his Mordite sword. 

"Why? What changed...." Bookwyrm said softly. "Something about that disk...."

He summoned his Narrationblade. "I have to sadly disagree with your wish for the demise of everything," he said, louder this time.

Bookwyrm's Narrationblade was suddenly wreathed in blue, black, and white flames that shot into the sky and pierced the oppressive red sun above their heads.

Those flames are something called Nightfire that I invented as a power for myself.

Edited August 26, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[Medium he/they]

Calano chuckled, waving his hand. The disk floated into the air, and began siphoning the Narration power from everyone present, adding the power to the massive red star, glaring down from on high.

"Futile."

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hoid observed all of this from the pit. "Interesting, wouldn't you say?" He said to Tim the Janitor, who was falling next to him. "Quite a spectacle," agreed Tim.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym collapsed, groaning. Narration powers were what kept him going.

But Bookwyrm stayed standing. "Unfortunately, you can't exactly take all the power from a Narrator. We're kind of stubborn that way."