Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 The volcano spewed out glitter and confetti, so Urik wasn‘t very terrifying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 His volcano had still murdered 42 billion people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Including almost every single pig in existence, because pigs are people too. Only one pig survived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Hambo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 He swore revenge for the massacre of his mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 He failed utterly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 But Hambo took his bazooka and tried again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 For if Hambo had learned one thing from his relentless reading of Alcatraz vs. the evil librarians, it was that trying again would always lead to amazing rewards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 So Hambo and his bazooka set out to kill Urik the Bald. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 His bazooka was named Bubbles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Bubbles had slain many a dragon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 His reputation was known throughout the bazooka community. Many bazooka children went to bed every night wishing they were as epic as Bubbles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Bazookas told stories of him, Bubbles the Dragonslayer, and a statue had even been erected in his honor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Of course, Hambo knew nothing of his bazooka's fame. The pig just wanted to blow up a dragon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 And so, Hambo came to Urik‘s lair, and when Hambo and Bubbles entered, they both realized that Urik hoarded… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Statues of Bubbles the Bazooka. Everywhere, from floor to ceiling, statues were piled up. Urik was a Bubbles superfan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 So they decided not to kill Urik, because they would loose too much money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Instead, they became business partners and founded a mega corporation called Bubbles inc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Bubbles inc. made t–Shirts, action figures, and toy bazookas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 They tried selling real bazookas to children, but the Nebraska Department of Education complained about increased school vandalism (Via explosion. Goodbye, Southwest high school), so they were forced to recall all of Bubble's relatives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Plus, Bubble‘s relatives didn‘t enjoy being handled so roughly, so they went on strike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 By exploding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Bubbles was heartbroken. He was the last bazooka left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 So he hired a consultant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Butt Veture and Burt the Adorable Grub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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