Edema Rue she/her Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Jasnah thought they were angry because of her, and was satisfied, thinking that her plan had worked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 They were so angry, the decided to storm her Death Star by force. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 However, Jasnah's death Star could release smaller targeted lasers to destroy other things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Hoid found the thermal exhaust port and blew it up before it could cause any more damage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Because they were angry, they threw tomatoes, covering the streets with tomatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 This fulfilled the requirements for the Great Mage to return, as laid out in the prophecy of 515. This prophecy was as follows: When tomatoes cover the streets, and Jasnah Kholin's death star has been exploded by Hoid, and Lift and Kelsier have worked together to monopolize all the pancakes, then and only then shall the Great Mage return. Also, this shall happen on page 2247. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 And so, the Great Mage returned…from the bathroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 This made many people very uneasy, and with good reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 He had a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 A clear sign that he had no soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 The empty eye sockets also hinted towards that conclusion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 The towns people prepared a barrier of blades around a quarter of the town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 The Great Mage ignored this, loudly announcing that he'd just made his greatest prophecy yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Inae, a rather foolhardy villager, asked what it was, shouting over the battlements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 The Great Mage replied that it was about taters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Inae wondered aloud whether it meant death and doom and destruction—the three halcyonic d’s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 It did not, replied the Great Mage. In fact, it was something even greater than those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 “Greater than death, doom, and destruction?” Inae called to the villagers to start digging an underground colony, then turned back to the Great Mage. “What does it entail?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 (edited) "I thought I told you. It involves Taters." Edited November 26, 2022 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 A random spirit appeared. "Totaters?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 “Yes, but… danger?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 And that was when thousands of flaming taters began falling from the sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 "This wasn't part of the prophecy!" The Great Mage was very put out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 The Great Mage was attacked by thwaps for this heresy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 But the thwaps quickly became distracted by the taters, which seemed similar to totatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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