The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Wizard blinked, he had never hired such men and so he killed them. And the charity went back to working at full capacity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Spook bet some of Mythos' money that the root cult was going to start a war. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Unfortunately, their greediness turned out to be contagious, and soon the entire world was comprised of greedy corporate businessmen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 So Wizard murdered the entire world and quarantined the virus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Unfortunately, the virus spread by sight, so soon even Wizard was infected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 (edited) Sequence decided that this was a good time to enact her plan of making everyone blind and turning their main sense to echolocation. She had been working to perfect it for this very occasion. Edited December 15, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 The only downside was that now everyone could hear dog whistles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 (edited) Which was definitely a good trade over a world full of corrupt environment destroying businesspeople. Edited December 15, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Most of the world eventually became dogs and bats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Which was okay. Dogs and bats are pretty cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 (edited) The one remaining human was annoyed though. Then they became a bat. Edited December 15, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 A bat-MAN! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 And then back into a plain old bat. Things were better this way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Now humans were extinct. Most beings were happy about this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 The root cult was not in any way human. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 The root cult was never in any way human. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 It was in fact made of cremlings and insects that were connected by a hive-mind called The root cult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 And Rue. She wasn't a cremling or an insect and she was part of The root cult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 A dione scientists went to sequence the genome of several Root Cult Members to figure out what species they were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 They couldn't decide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 No one knows what we are. Even we don't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 My personal theory is that they are 90% root and 10% absence of substance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 I'd bet that Root is made out of a certain plant, and these Root cultists are made out of the same thing, just... sentient. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 I'm 99.9% + 0.1% sure that root isn't made of a plant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Then the Ghanderflaffles invaded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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