NameIess Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 Sixteen crazy people, a few stylish caps, thirteen Black ajah, and thirteen Myrddral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 Butt managed to defeat all of them over years of trial. All, that is, but one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 This one was named... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Rube Goldberg, the man himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 For he had built the most incredible machine ever to see the light of day. The Infinity Machine, it was called. Within its gears, levers, and bowling balls lay the answers to life’s greatest secrets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 It would only take a couple shardic heartbeats before it was all done. Except... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 None of the Shards had hearts anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 But this paradox was all part of the Infinity Machine's design. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 For Infinity to be completed was impossible, and therefore never could infinity be completed until the impossible happened. So all Rube Goldberg had to do was wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 He wasn't waiting long when round the bend, Hoid came along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Goldberg glanced at his machine, hopeful. Was this impossible enough to fuel Infinity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 It was also Friday the thirteenth, A monday, and Christmas all at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 A faint glow emanated from the machine, and a pure tone rang out in the air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 It caused several cats to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 However, it did not cause any rats to die. It would have, but Ene had cast a spell protecting all rats everywhere from death by Pure Tones of Death coming from Mysterious Machines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Rube Goldberg sighed disappointedly. The machine had not been fully activated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Meanwhile, some airplanes were on their way to drop bombs on Rube Goldberg's Infinity Machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 But Butt got there first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 This impossibility was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 But was Butt's mere existence and proximity to the Infinity Machine enough impossibility to activate it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 It was certainly a possibility. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 But was it an impossible possibility? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 It was, and it did cause the machine to activate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishikk Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 But it was such a possibility that it shut back down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Then it started again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.