Ishikk Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) But just then a dead cat falls and breaks the machine. Edited January 6, 2023 by Ishikk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 But as it turned out, the cat was only quasi-dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 An army of space monkeys took over all of TLT easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 So the infinity machine was only partly broken, which raised the impossibility level high enough for the machine to complete its functions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 This was the final kick that the Infinity Machine needed to activate fully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Mythos began a rebellion against the space monkeys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 The Infinity Machine's activation spread like a fire, radiant. It burned all before it to ash in a wave of uselessness, spreading throughout the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Mythos watched as All Before It was turned to ash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 With its first task completed, the Infinity Machine whirred, moving on to its second function. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 The second function being to make the greatest hamburger ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishikk Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 But because of the cat, it made a hotdog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishikk Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) Causing all people to die in grief. Edited January 7, 2023 by Ishikk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 The hotdog was passable, but certainly not amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 So, the machine tried again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 This was all according to Eof's master plan. Eof wanted to sell hotdogs to earn some cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Or, his children did at least. But Rube Goldberg had other plans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 He had secretly built an even more complex machine with the end goal of stealing Eof's hotdogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 It succeeded. Mythos stole the hotdogs back and gave them to Eof's children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) This was possible because the machine was not yet complete. For completion, it required a very rare ingredient: the tear of a Narrator. Fortunately, Rube Goldberg had a supplier. Edited January 6, 2023 by UnfortunatelyNamed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 It was Nameless. almost no-one know how t his was possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 In fact, it wasn't. Subversion just enjoyed playing tricks on people, and was in the habit of disguising herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Spook(not the book one) punched Subversion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Subversion winced in pain, a tear of agony falling from her eye. "Thanks!" She vanished, taking the tear with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Spook smiled, turning to Shadow. Shadow groaned, handing Spook a few bits of Mordite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 A voice emanated from all around Spook, gleeful Mordite, oh how wonderful. How things will twist and turn with Death in play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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