NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Tocf put on the head dome. "What will this survey be about?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Just now, NerdyAarakocra said: Tocf put on the head dome. "What will this survey be about?" "Everything," the inspector replied. "Answer quickly. Don't think too hard. You have only a second to answer each question." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Just now, xinoehp512 said: A survey appeared in front of the adventurer. A pen appeared in his hand. The first question was What is your name? The brave adventurer sighs, scribbling down some gibberish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 (edited) Tocf's survey appeared. What is your name? My name is Arthur, King of the Britons. What is your quest? I seek the grail. What is the airspeed and velocity of an unladen swallow? Is that an African or European swallow? Gosh, I don- BOOM "Inspector? I think that my survey was defective." Edited February 22, 2023 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Sequence sighed. "What's the survey on? Our personal opinion on rocky road ice cream? Ooh, I hope that's what it is." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said: Tocf's survey appeared. What is your name? My name is Arthur, King of the Britons. What is your quest? I seek the grail. What is the airspeed and velocity of an unladen swallow? Is that an African or European swallow? Gosh, I don- BOOM "Inspector? I think that my survey was defective." A new survey appeared before Tocf had finished speaking. 4 minutes ago, UnfortunatelyNamed said: The brave adventurer sighs, scribbling down some gibberish. The next question appeared. A second later, it was replaced by a new one. Just now, Sequence said: Sequence sighed. "What's the survey on? Our personal opinion on rocky road ice cream? Ooh, I hope that's what it is." "That one's a few hundred questions in. You'll get there eventually." Edited February 22, 2023 by xinoehp512 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said: The next question appeared. A second later, it was replaced by a new one. The brave adventurer continues writing down whatever nonsense pops into his mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said: "That one's a few hundred questions in. You'll get there eventually." Sequence stared at the Inspector. "... A few- a few hundred?! How long are we going to be here?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Tocf continued working on the survey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Just now, Sequence said: Sequence stared at the Inspector. "... A few- a few hundred?! How long are we going to be here?!" "Perhaps an hour or so. That's why you need to answer, answer, answer!" Questions flashed by in an unending stream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Tocf plopped a pencil on the table. "Finished!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Just now, NerdyAarakocra said: Tocf plopped a pencil on the table. "Finished!" This was an hour later, so the chronology of the thread decided to go back and see if anyone else wanted to say anything before the hour was up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 The brave adventurer didn't wish to say anything else, so he stood up, taking the dome off his head. "Get what you wanted?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Just now, xinoehp512 said: This was an hour later, so the chronology of the thread decided to go back and see if anyone else wanted to say anything before the hour was up. Actually, it wasn't. Tocf had finished in about five minutes and was looking very smug. This should be taken as the first indicator that something's up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Sequence quickly scribbled answers on the survey, which she made sure to put a great amount of thought into. She put down her pencil, grimacing. "I hate tests." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said: Actually, it wasn't. Tocf had finished in about five minutes and was looking very smug. This should be taken as the first indicator that something's up. The second indication was that five minutes for Tocf had somehow been an hour for everybody else. And thus chronology was restored. 1 minute ago, UnfortunatelyNamed said: The brave adventurer didn't wish to say anything else, so he stood up, taking the dome off his head. "Get what you wanted?" "Yes!" said the inspector, pleased. "You are now free to go." Just now, Sequence said: Sequence quickly scribbled answers on the survey, which she made sure to put a great amount of thought into. She put down her pencil, grimacing. "I hate tests." "Fear not: it will not be graded." Edited February 22, 2023 by xinoehp512 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said: "Fear not: it will not be graded." "Oh I feel like I did really well, I just hate the process of doing a test." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said: The second indication was that five minutes for Tocf had somehow been an hour for everybody else. And thus chronology was restored. "Yes!" said the inspector, pleased. "You are now free to go." However, the restored chronology didn't explain all of the origami flowers that Tocf had made out of the scratch paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 18 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: "Yes!" said the inspector, pleased. "You are now free to go." "Excellent. Can we kill Void-eyes over there before we leave?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 16 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: However, the restored chronology didn't explain all of the origami flowers that Tocf had made out of the scratch paper. "Will you be taking those?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Just now, xinoehp512 said: "Will you be taking those?" "You can have 'em." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Just now, UnfortunatelyNamed said: "Excellent. Can we kill Void-eyes over there before we leave?" "No and no." 3 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: "You can have 'em." "Thank you." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: "Thank you." "Great! I'm going to return to my body now." Tocf faded out of Unreal Space and appeared in the real world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Kilometers, who no one had seen take the test, did too. The ally, however, did not. She had finished the test though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 They awoke to see the void eyed man standing over them, sand dripping from his clothes. "Darn," he said. "Not enough of a head start, looks like." His sword condensed into his hand in a spray of blue, black, and silver. Behind him, in the quicksand pit, skeletal figures began to claw their way onto solid ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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